Let the weekend begin! A dazzling pub crawl through historic Fell’s Point, where you will smell bread and feel good inside because carbs. Did you accidentally read that as crabs because it’s Baltimore and, consequently, your brain was already primed to read it as crabs? Brains are cool! Anyways, dress up like a sea pirate, not like someone who downloads tons of crap illegally! Jeez!
Hares: Great Sexpectations, Cocktickle Illusion, and Seriously
Cost: Pay as you go with complimentary shot checks. (the pub crawl is not included in the rego price)
Start: Pre-lube 6pm, Official Start at 7pm at Alexander’s Tavern
They are extending HH to us for an additional hour and will possibly be giving us the upstairs bar area. This place has a large menu and also does almost their entire menu gluten fee (just ask for the gluten free menu).
It’s our 5th Anal Zombie Trail followed by a TLC: Tassels, Lingerie & Costume party! This is the main event! This is the only event the rego price covers! Wear any combination of the three or wear all 3 and win the respect and admiration of your peers!
Who: Chigger Please, She Has Small Hands & Mystery Zombies!
Where: Silks Tavern
Cost: Rego now to get the special price of $22.69 or wait until the day of and pay $30.69 at the door!
Need crash space? Email email@example.com
Who: Whiny Little Bitch & GayPalm
Cost: Pay for your own meal (this is not included in the rego)
Why: Because you’re hungover durrrrrrr