When: 10:00 am (pre-eat) 10:30 (pack slowly away), Sunday May 21st.
Who: All fatboys this side of the iron curtain.
Why: Because after a night like that, we’re going to leave the running to the horses. And maybe eat some horsemeat.
Cost: $5 Plus whatever you decide to spend on a greasy breakfast that’s going straight to your thighs. (not included in rego)
Hares: Seriously?! 5-10?, Penis Pump Partnership Limited Liability Copulation (A.K.A. PPP LLC), and Just Justin (Yes, it takes 3 hares to do this trail. We’re lazy fatboys.)
What: It’s the end of preakness weekend! We don’t care how hungover you are, we’re gonna stuff you full of beer and calories like the capitalist pigs you are!!