Preakness Pre-lube Pub Crawl

May 19, 2017 @ 6:30 PM – May 20, 2017 @ 1:00 PM
Southern Provisions
3000 O'Donnell St
Baltimore, MD 21224
Bring $ for drinks at bars
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos...Good Times (585-748-7515) and Whiney Little Bitch (443-707-5224).

Welcum to the CCH3 Preakness pre-lube bar crawl! In an attempt to join all the hores running around Baltimore this weekend, the theme for this quality fiasco is “rode hard and put away wet.” So break out your finest unicorn masks*, wetsuits, chaps, hobby horses**, raincoats, or whatever else you think you can get into.

Where: Start is at Southern Provisions (Canton Square).

Who: You, dressed like something we might want to ride or get wet. Even if you are not doing Preakness trail, you should still cum out (and why aren’t you going to Preakness?!)

Why: Because I said so.

Cost: FREE! Except for all the drinks you’ll buy at the bars. But free alcohol checks between the bars! Bring an id along with your monies.

What: Southern Provisions is the first bar. We will be here until 8ish. Happy hour specials ends at 7 so arrive at start if you want cheaper drinks and food specials. Subsequent bars will be ridden/crawled to. If you are late or want to know where we are to avoid us, check the CCH3 Facebook or call/text a hare. We suggest getting a ride (taxi, uber, horse) to and from Canton. Street parking is very hard to find.

*One of the bartenders promised a round of shots if we show up with someone dressed as a unicorn so y’all better step your shit up.