Trail#185 – 12 Bars of Christmas

When:
December 21, 2019 @ 3:00 PM – December 22, 2019 @ 12:00 AM
2019-12-21T15:00:00-05:00
2019-12-22T00:00:00-05:00
Where:
Fell Point
709 S Broadway
Baltimore
MD 21231
Its once again time for the shit-show that is the 12 bars of Christmas.  Join us as we try all of the bars in Fells Point. Well most of them.
 
Wear your holiday finest! A prize for the most outrageous outfit.  Ugly Christmas sweaters, your drunken uncle, Rudolph

Get yourself to Fells Point in Baltimore on Saturday, December 21st sometime in the afternoon and be ready to drink and be merry. There will be bars and maybe an outdoor trail and gifts and you’ll probably make out with someone.
 
Eagle Trail
Where: Dogwatch Tavern
When:  3pm
Hash Cash: $0 cash. Bring money for drinks at the bar
Hares: Choosy Moms Choose Dick
Trail Type: A-to-A.
Friendlies: Dogs are not welcome. We will be visiting establishments that may or may not like them. Muggles are welcome.
Hare Notes: This is for the hardcore. If you actually want to visit 12 bars start here.

Turkey Trail
Where: TBD
When:  7pm
Hash Cash: $0 cash. Bring money for drinks at the bar
Hares: Lickity Splitz Down The Pole
Trail Type: A-to-A.
Friendlies: Dogs are not welcome. We will be visiting establishments
that may or may not like them. Muggles are welcome.
Hare Notes: This is for the softcore. If you think visiting 12 bars in one afternoon is too much for you then start here.

 
Hare’s Cell: 703-957-9460, 410-493-4643

Do NOT go to 12 bars and intend on driving home. There are several capitalistic businesses that provide travel in vehicles for just this occasion. If you try and drive I will personally fight you.

The current 12 bars of Christmas record for projectile vomiting is held by [REDACTED]. There is an extra special price for anyone that manages to break that record.