BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//69.65.3.211//NONSGML kigkonsult.se iCalcreator 2.26.9// CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-WR-CALNAME:Charm City Hash House Harriers X-WR-CALDESC: X-FROM-URL:https://charmcityh3.com X-WR-TIMEZONE:America/New_York BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:America/New_York X-LIC-LOCATION:America/New_York BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20261101T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0400 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 RDATE:20271107T020000 TZNAME:EST END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20260308T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0400 RDATE:20270314T020000 TZNAME:EDT END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1503@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260715T231232Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:CCH3 Trail #333\nYear of the Whores Birthday Bash Trail\nHares: I Cum in the Land Down Under\, Phoof There It Is!\, Chia Head\, and Licke ty Splits Down the Pole\nSharpen your studs and stretch those calves becau se this Saturday we are riding hard into the Year of the Whores. Some peop le call it the Year of the Horse\, but let’s be honest\, we all know what we are really ringing in. Expect neighing\, mounting\, and a whole lot of heavy breathing before this one is over.\nThis is a double birthday trail celebrating the emergence of Phoof There It Is! and Chia Head from their r espective sacks. They are older\, wiser\, and somehow still thirsty\, so c ome prepared to give them attention\, affection\, and possibly a good span king during circle.\nPre-lube and On-After will be at Mystique Barrel Brew ing\, where you can get warmed up\, loosened up\, and rehydrated after the damage is done. The brewery is donating $1 from every beer purchased to D own Under’s campaign\, so every sip is both patriotic and slightly scandal ous.\nTrail Intel\nDate: Saturday\, January 31\nTime: Chalk talk at 3 pee em so show up early and do not pull out late\nLocation: Mystique Barrel Br ewing\, 912 Washington Blvd\, Baltimore MD\nRunners will enjoy a fully liv e laid trail\, about 5ish miles long\, with two well placed beer stops to help you catch your breath and regain feeling in your legs. Walkers get a gentler 3ish miles\, still long enough to leave you satisfied and maybe a little sore the next day.\nThere will be lots of railroad tracks. You will be straddling them\, crossing them\, and getting thoroughly railed more t han once. Expect long hard lines\, repeated crossings\, and that unmistaka ble feeling of being used by steel and gravel. Watch your step\, mind your gaps\, and remember that trail always finishes on top.\nBring cash\, a ve ssel\, and footwear that can handle being pounded. Dress to feel fast\, fl exible\, and ready to be taken wherever the hares feel like leading you.\n On-On\, you filthy animals. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20260131T150000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #333 ~ Year of the Whores URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-i-cum-from-the-land-down-u nder X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n

CCH3 Trail #3 33

Year of the Whores Birthday Bash Trail

Hares: I Cum in the Land Down Under\, Phoof There It Is!\, Chia Head\, and Lickety Splits Down the Pole

Sharpen your studs and stretch those calves because this Saturday we are riding hard into the Year of the Whores. Some people call it the Year of the Horse\, but let’s be honest\, we all know what we are really ringing in. Expect neighing\, mounting\, and a whole lot of hea vy breathing before this one is over.

This is a double birthday tr ail celebrating the emergence of Phoof There It Is! and Chia Head from the ir respective sacks. They are older\, wiser\, and somehow still thirsty\, so come prepared to give them attention\, affection\, and possibly a good spanking during circle.

Pre-lube and On-After will be at Mystique Barrel Brewing\, where you can get warmed up\, loosened up\, and rehydrate d after the damage is done. The brewery is donating $1 from every beer pur chased to Down Under’s campaign\, so every sip is both patriotic and sligh tly scandalous.

Trail Intel
\nDate: Saturday\, January 31
\nTime: Chalk talk at 3 pee em so show up early and do not pull out late
\nLocation: Mystique Barrel Brewing\, 912 Washington Blvd\, Baltimor e MD

Runners will enjoy a fully live laid trail\, about 5ish miles long\, with two well placed beer stops to help you catch your breath and regain feeling in your legs. Walkers get a gentler 3ish miles\, still long enough to leave you satisfied and maybe a little sore the next day.

There will be lots of railroad tracks. You will be straddling them\, cr ossing them\, and getting thoroughly railed more than once. Expect long ha rd lines\, repeated crossings\, and that unmistakable feeling of being use d by steel and gravel. Watch your step\, mind your gaps\, and remember tha t trail always finishes on top.

Bring cash\, a vessel\, and footwe ar that can handle being pounded. Dress to feel fast\, flexible\, and read y to be taken wherever the hares feel like leading you.

On-On\, yo u filthy animals.

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