\nHave any of the supposed hares prepared? Not even a little.
\nDo we still want to see you all and enjoy some bever ages? Of course!
If the “n ot trail” grows legs\, then chances are good somebody will update the FB e vent page!
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1201@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Theme – Preakness\nIt’s the weekend of Preakness. Wear your fun hats\, bring your riding crops\, or wear your chaps. We’re going to celeb rate!\nPre-lube: TBD\nStart: Falls Road Light Rail Parking\n29 Railroad Av e\, Baltimore MD 21209\nLight Rail Accessible!\nTrail is A-A\nWalkers – 2- 3 miles\nRunners – 3-5 miles\, some water may be involved\nShiggy – uncert ain – I say 2/10 but then I find something crazy so who knows\nBring crani um lamp and trail type shoes (or duck tape if your sneakers are falling ap art you know who you are lol). Dogs should be fine with a leash for walker s at least.\nHare – Lickity Splitz (410) 493 – 4643\n$10 doll hares DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230519T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230519T230000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #253 – Preakness Trail URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-down-unders-birthday-trail X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n\nIt’s the w eekend of Preakness. Wear your fun hats\, bring your riding crops\, or wea r your chaps. We’re going to celebrate!
\n 29 Railroad Ave\, Baltimore MD 21209
\nLight Rail Accessible!
\n Trail is A-A
\nRunners – 3-5 miles\, some water may be involv ed
\nShiggy – uncertain – I say 2/10 but then I find something crazy so who knows
What: CCH3 Tr
ail #254 A Folly Just Holly Trail
\nHares: Just Holly\, My Big Fat Gr
eek Orgy
\nPrelube: Osteria Da Amedeo\, 301 S Exeter St\, Baltimore\,
MD 21202 @ 6pm
\nStart: Casa de Just Holly\, 1209 Gough Street\, Bal
timore\, MD 21202
\nWhen: Friday\, June 2nd @7pm
\nHow much: $10
Hash Cash
\nTrail: A-A\, 4mi walker\, 6mi runners. Just Holly’s virg
in trail will offer sightseeing opportunities\, local celebrities\, and bo
nus bars found in and around Little Italy. A classic pavement pounder stra
tegically chosen so that you must dodge the maximum number of people tryin
g to get drunk.
\nOn After: My 3rd floor ballroom will be open for da
ncing\, might even have live music. If people want to bring instruments\,
they’re welcome. There are extra guitars and amps.
What: Charm C
ity H3 Trail #255: Tour duh Hash!
\nWhen: Friday 6/9\, circle at 745
pm\, on-out at 8 pm.
\nWhere: Francis Scott Key Elementary: 1425 East
Fort Ave\, Baltimore 21230 — head back towards the baseball diamond. https://goo.gl/maps/3YCyG1Kv1Sdfvw6Q8
\n** BRING CRANIUM GEAR! **
\nPrelube: Barracudas Locust Point Tavern
\, 1230 East Fort Ave\, Baltimore 21230.
\nCost: $6 cash or venmo @et
han-nyberg
\nTrail: A-A\, 5.5-ish miles for runners\, 4-ish miles for
walkers.
\nOn-after: City Limits\, 1700 East Fort Ave.
\nHares:
Facial Profiling (202-568-1608)\, Don’t Have ONE\, Bambi’s Bitch
\nT
heme: Everything is a numbers game! On this 6/9\, most blessed of all days
\, we invite you to answer the question: Are you a 6 or a 9??? Come as one
number and find someone to…ummmmm…pair up with!
\nWhere: Oak Ave and Pine Ave\, specifi cally: https://goo.gl/maps/FTZesyGS4kmpN3fH7
\nPre lube: 3:30 pm at Donna’s Tavern: 6607 Pine Ave\, Dundalk 21222
\nCost : $10
\nTrail: A-A\, runners may end up with dry feet\, may not. ~4.6 9 miles for runners\, 3-ish miles for walkers. Dogs should be okay on a le ash.
\nOn-after: Donna’s Tavern is open until midnight! Outdoor cover ed patio and food!
\nHares: Facial Profiling (202-568-1608) and Just Giggles mystery hare.
\n**Stated “fun” may be interpre ted as type I\, type II\, type III\, type LXIX\, or “not fun at all for an yone involved\, actually”.
\nInterpretations will likely vary\, due a n utter lack of quality control and aforementioned competence!
Hare: My Big
Fat Greek Orgy
\nHash Cash: $0 and pay your own way at bars. Maybe bu
y your favorite LGBTQA+ hasher a drink. Perhaps one who also has a June bi
rthday…
\nStart: Baltimore Eagle (2022 N Charles St\, Baltimore\, MD
21218)
\nWhen: June 23rd @ 7pm
\nTrail: A-B (B is ~1mi away from
A)\, with ~6 bars on the route. There ~may~ even be pre-laid marks depend
ing on the weather.
\nNotes: The Baltimore Pride parade is the follow
ing morning\, so remember to hydrate while we invest in the queer communit
y by spending our money on alcohol in rainbow bottles! There will be tons
of daddies and leashes but leave the dogs and kiddos at home for this one.
There should only be shiggy if you fall into a bush in between bars. I ex
pect no bees\, but probably some bears.
2nd Anal Cana da Day Bar Crawl- Stoner Edition
\nCanada day is here and we should celebrate our northern neighbour’s mediocre attempt at democracy and free medical. So let’s do it the best way we know how with a bar crawl! Bonus f eature: Cannabis become legal in Maryland!
\nWhat: 2nd Anal Canada D ay Bar Crawl: Stoner Edition
\nWhen: July 1st\, 2022 @ 7:00pm
\n< p>Where: Holy Frijolies. 908-912 W 36th St\, Baltimore\, MD 21211\nHares: Front Load Her Beaver\, VD Maple\, and Judge Loonie
\nCost- 0 .00CAN this is a bar crawl and a pay as you go. Bring ID
\nTrail- A- B
\nI will have a few O Can Nabis T-shirts for sale if interested. 1 0.00$ a pop. Designed and screened by your Canadian Hare!
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1203@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Downtown “Nerd Trail” (CCH3 trail #259)\nJoin us as we try to l ure as many Mensa virgins as possible from the safety of their Annual Gath ering convention hotel and into the heart of Bal’mer!\nThere will be:\nJol ly urban peregrination!\nBeer\, pudding shots and irreverence!\nPossible d isco lights\, probable homeless persons!\nYou are unlikely to die on this trail!\nMeet just past the southwest corner of the American Mensa Annual G athering host hotel (Hilton Baltimore Inner Harbor) at the Brooks Robinson statue (he gots a GOLDEN GLOVE): 422 Eislen St\, Baltimore.\nThis is righ t in front of Pickles Pub\, beside Oriole Park/Camden Yards. The cheapest parking\, $10 flat rate\, is nearby at Camden Yards’ “Lot C\,” off West Le e Street.\n2 p.m. Saturday\, July 8… arriver earlier to “pre-lube” at Pick les Pub\n$10 per person\, 4.5 to 5 miles.\nHares: Wuhan Used Clam\, AC/DP\ , Facial Profiling\, Bambi’s Bitch\, Daddy’s Little Screamer. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230708T140000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230708T180000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #259 – Downtown “Nerd Trail” URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-wuhan-ac-dp-facial-bambi X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nDowntown “Ner
d Trail” (CCH3 trail #259)
\nJoin us as we try to lure as many Mensa
virgins as possible from the safety of their Annual Gathering convention h
otel and into the heart of Bal’mer!
\nThere will be:
\nJolly urb
an peregrination!
\nBeer\, pudding shots and irreverence!
\nPoss
ible disco lights\, probable homeless persons!
\nYou are unlikely to
die on this trail!
\nMeet just past the southwest corner of the Ameri
can Mensa Annual Gathering host hotel (Hilton Baltimore Inner Harbor) at t
he Brooks Robinson statue (he gots a GOLDEN GLOVE): 422 Eislen St\, Baltim
ore.
\nThis is right in front of Pickles Pub\, beside Oriole Park/Cam
den Yards. The cheapest parking\, $10 flat rate\, is nearby at Camden Yard
s’ “Lot C\,” off West Lee Street.
\n2 p.m. Saturday\, July 8… arriver
earlier to “pre-lube” at Pickles Pub
\n$10 per person\, 4.5 to 5 mil
es.
\nHares: Wuhan Used Clam\, AC/DP\, Facial Profiling\, Bambi’s Bit
ch\, Daddy’s Little Screamer.
Hares: Don’t Have One\, Armed and Mangerous
\nRego and details on HASHREGO: https ://hashrego.com/events/cch3-tie-dye?fbclid=IwAR02Tyn1eelPObWS3VvH6AiXug4mc 8bBYZyrgV0hX741gFJf6cmh-GCqq4s
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1222@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:CCH3 Trail #262\nWHERE:\n29th Street Tavern\n398 W 29th St\nBal timore\, MD 21211\nCOST:\n$10 Hash Cash\nCONTACT:\nLickity Splitz Down the Pole\nWhat: Lickitys’ 5 year first trail analversary\nWhen: Friday\, Sept ember 1st\nPre-lube at 6pm & pack away at 7pm.\nHares’ Notes: A to A runne rs trail – 4ish miles\nWalkers – 3ish\nShiggy Factor – 3/10\nTrail is dog friendly\, but the bar is not. Not stroller or walker friendly. Bring bug spray and cranium lamps\nOn-After: 29th street tavern – 398 W 29th St\, Ba ltimore\, MD 21211 DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230901T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230901T220000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #262 – Lickity Splitz URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-lickity-splitz X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCCH3 Trail #2 62
\nWHERE:
\n29th Street Tavern
\n398 W 29th St
\nBa
ltimore\, MD 21211
COST:
\n$10 Hash Cash
CONTACT:
\nLickity Splitz Down the Pole
\nWhat: Lickitys’ 5 year first trail
analversary
\nWhen: Friday\, September 1st
\nPre-lube at 6pm &
pack away at 7pm.
Hares’ Notes: A to A runners trail – 4ish miles<
br />\nWalkers – 3ish
\nShiggy Factor – 3/10
\nTrail is dog frie
ndly\, but the bar is not. Not stroller or walker friendly. Bring bug spra
y and cranium lamps
On-After: 29th street tavern – 398 W 29th St\, Baltimore\, MD 21211
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1223@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:Rego required\, capped at 30 hashers: https://hashrego.com/even ts/cch3-breakfasttrail\n\nWHAT: Trail #263 – Breakfast Booby Trap Lays Bal timore!\nWHEN: Saturday September 16 @ 10 AM\, pack away at 1020 AM.\nWHER E:\nStart location:\n2616 Hudson Street\nSpecifically: 39.281894\, -76.579 071\nhttps://goo.gl/maps/1nFJyHpg9Xfpgoj48\nParking location:\nHere: https ://goo.gl/maps/5n4LhSGijLsLGcSK7\nOr\, for the address-lovers:\nHead(!!) t o 2511 Hudson Street\, then turn right to find the parking lot.\nOr just s treet park.\nDo not park in the Safeway parking lot!\nHASH CASH: 10$\nCONT ACT:\nFacial 202-568-1608\nJust Joseph 240-478-3224\nHARES: Breakfast bOO by Trap\, Just Joseph\, Facial Profiling\nNOTES: A-A'(breakfast). Shiggy l evel 0.69. Just bring yourselves and your virgins\, trail is neither dog n or stroller friendly.\nON-AFTER: ROOFTOP BREAKFAST BBQ @ 818 S Port Street \nBBTs breakfast brings all the hashers to B-more\nAnd they’re like her br eakfast trail\, it’s better than yours\nDamn right it’s better than yours \nYou can join\, but I have to charge\nBreakfast Booby Trap knows how to g et you to cum…. she traps you through food!\nCome to the Rooftop Breakfast Booby BBQ hash at 10am for some breakfast delights\, with treats\, games\ , surprises\, and the intrigues of co-hares Facial Profiling and Just Joes ph.\nThis is a hash unlike any other! On out strictly at 1020a\nOn after a t BBT’s rooftop with some delicious smoked meats and other goodies. Please feel free to bring something to share or to put on the grill. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20230916T100000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20230916T150000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #263 – Breakfast Booby Trap Lays Baltimore! URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-breakfast-booby-trap X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n\nWHEN: S aturday September 16 @ 10 AM\, pack away at 1020 AM.
\nWHERE:
\n Start location:
\n2616 Hudson Street
\nSpecifically: 39.281894\, -76.579071
\nhttps://goo.gl/maps/
\nParking location:
\nHere: https://goo.gl /maps/
\nOr\, for the address-lovers:
\nHead(!!) to 2511 Hudson Street\, then turn right to find the parking l ot.
\nOr just street park.
\nDo not park in the Safeway parking lot!
\nHASH CASH: 10$
\nCONTACT:
\nFacial 202-568-1608
\nJust Joseph 240-478-3224
\nHARES: Breakfast bOOby Trap\, Just Jos eph\, Facial Profiling
\nNOTES: A-A'(breakfast). Shiggy level 0.69. J ust bring yourselves and your virgins\, trail is neither dog nor stroller friendly.
\nON-AFTER: ROOFTOP BREAKFAST BBQ @ 818 S Port Street
\nBBTs breakfast brings all the hashers to B-more
\nAnd they’re like her breakfast trail\, it’s better than yours
\nDamn right it’s better than yours
\nYou can join\, but I have to charge
\nBreakfast Bo oby Trap knows how to get you to cum…. she traps you through food!
\n Come to the Rooftop Breakfast Booby BBQ hash at 10am for some breakfast de lights\, with treats\, games\, surprises\, and the intrigues of co-hares F acial Profiling and Just Joesph.
\nThis is a hash unlike any other! O n out strictly at 1020a
\nOn after at BBT’s rooftop with some delicio us smoked meats and other goodies. Please feel free to bring something to share or to put on the grill.
WHAT: CCH# tr ail #264 – Sweater weather
\n\nCum celebrate Spew and Tramp making the move back to the great state of Maryland.
\nHares: Spewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation
\nStart: Arundel
Middle School 1179 Hammond Lane\, Odenton\, Maryland 21113 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/
Trail: A to A prime (getting your car is about 2 blo cks\, bag vehicle provided)
\nShiggy level: tentative 6.9 (prepare t o get feet wet) Distance: TBD
\nOn-After: Housewarming Party at Spew and Tramps place! (Muggles will be invited as well) We have 3 bedrooms sh ould anyone need a place to stay
\n X-COST:$10 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1239@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT:Facial Profiling\, Mystery (Headless?) Hare DESCRIPTION:What: CCH3 AGM: Edgar Allen Hoes — A Gothic Night in Baltimore \n\n\n\n\n\nWhen: Saturday NOV 4.\nTrail at 5 pm\nPrelube at 4 pm\n\nWhere :\n39.276090\, -76.614885\nStart Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/B3B4HsTn7Wo KKurYA\n\n\n\nPrelube at 4 pm at Mother’s Federal Hill Grille — 1113 South Charles Street\, Baltimore\n\n\n\nPost-trail AGM at Mother’s Grille with end circle\, dinner\, and open bar!\n\nCost: $45\n\nREGO HERE: https://has hrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-\nRego i s required\, closes on 11/03.\n\nVenmo: Ethan-Nyberg\nPlease use friends a nd family\, NOT purchases\n\nWhat is included?\n–Hash gimme\n–A night of f un\n–Edgars Hoes\n—2 hours of open bar: domestic beers\, seltzers\, house liquors\, soda\, lemonade\, iced tea\n–dinner – salad and buffet**\n–possi ble appearance of Mr. Giggles\n\n**Please let us know your allergies. We m ay provide you an epi pen (JK we will ask for dietary changes for you)\n\n Theme: Edgar Allen Hoes\nStuff to Bring: Headlamp\nHares: Facial Profiling (202-568-1608)\, Mystery (Headless?) Hare\n\n\nTrail notes:\n\nThat’s rig ht\, this year’s CHARM AGM and 12 Bars of Christmas events are separate (u nlike you all’s nibbly bits and each others nibbly bits!).\n\n\n\nRunners trail 5-ish miles\, walkers trail 3-ish miles.\nBag vehicle will be at STA RT. Do not leave your bag at Mother’s Grille prelube.\n\nConvocation:\nOnc e upon an evening dreadful\, my brain all full a frightful headful\nOf tas ty lager\, Natty Boh\, I met some friends all dressed as hoes\nInitial gre etings at Mother’s Grille\, did of something dark foretell\nWe circled up\ , a ghastly set\, with ne’re clue what would us beget\nAnd out we went\, t o teeter and totter\, quenching thirst\, providing fodder\nAnd frolic to a fro we doth\, for such an evening ‘twould love remember\nExcept\, at last \, these friends in goth\, hath rendered dignity dismembered\nBattered tor n\, aye rent asunder\, these friends my graces torment and plunder\nAll co ntemplative reason\, measure\, left ragged\, wrecked in Baltimore\nWhile o verheard\, overhead\, quoth the raven: “You’re a whore”.\nTickets: https:/ /hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231104T170000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20231104T230000 LOCATION:Mother's Federal Hill Grille @ 1113 South Charles Street\, Baltimo re MD 21230 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #266 and AGM: Edgar Allen Hoes – A Gothic Night in Balti more URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-267-and-agm X-COST-TYPE:external X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n\n–Hash gimm e
\n–A night of fun
\n–Edgars Hoes
\n—2 hours of open bar: domestic beers\, seltzers\, house liquors\, soda\, lemonade\, iced tea
\n–dinner – salad and buffet**
\n–possible appearance of Mr. Giggle s
**Please let us know your allergies. We may provide you an epi pen (JK we will ask for dietary changes for you)
\nTrail notes:
\nTickets: https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a- gothic-.
X-COST:$45 X-TICKETS-URL:https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-alle n-hoes-a-gothic- END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1240@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT:Daddy's Little Screamer DESCRIPTION:Start: 1420 West Mount Royal Street (https://maps.app.goo.gl/3u RegUsWuE4SP16w9) @ 2:00pm\nPrelube: The Brass Tap (1205 W Mt Royal Ave\, B altimore\, MD 21217) @ 1:00 PM)\nOn-After: 1420 West Mount Royal Street ~5 (after circle).\nHash Cash: $10\nTrail: A-A\, 3.69mi walker\, 6.69mi runn er\, leashed dogs (and children) okay for trail but not at the on-after.\n Hares: Bambi’s Bitch\, My Big Fat Greek Orgy\, and Daddy’s Little Screamer \n\nIn this installment of the Scream franchise\, Daddy’s Little Screamer prepares for the horrors of homeownership…in the South! (6.9 screams!)\nLi ke any good horror movie\, this trail through Bolt-OnOn Hill includes dead old men\, dark alleyways\, coiling urban shiggy ready to ensare you\, and of course\, boobs\, err\, booze.\nCan you survive long enough to receive Screamer’s legendary pudding shots? Better come dressed in your favorite C harm City haberdashery so you won’t be left behind for Ghostface! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231118T140000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20231118T180000 LOCATION:1420 West Mount Royal Street @ https://maps.app.goo.gl/3uRegUsWuE4 SP16w9 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #267: Scream 6.9 – Goodbye to Screamer URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-268 X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n\nLike any good horror movie\, this trail through Bolt-OnOn Hill includes dead old men\, dark alleyways\, coiling urban shiggy ready to ensare you\, and of course\, boobs\, err\, booze.
\nCan you survive long enough t o receive Screamer’s legendary pudding shots? Better come dressed in your favorite Charm City haberdashery so you won’t be left behind for Ghostface !\n\n
WHAT: CCH3 Tr ail # 268: A Christmas Trail
\nWHEN: Saturday 12/2 at 4pm
\nWH ERE: Canton Waterfront Park\, 3001 Boston Street\, Baltimore\, MD 21224 (< a href='https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9' data-saferedirecturl='h ttps://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9&sour ce=gmail&ust=1701551319807000&usg=AOvVaw3W0tWP8mBy5AgwBUw6MEdU'>https://ma ps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9). Parking at Canton Waterfont Park\, B oston Street\, Target parking lot if nothing else is open.
\nPre-lub e 3pm at Good Vibes Cantina\, 2903 O’Donnell Street\, Baltimore\, MD 2122 4
\nHASH CASH: $10
\nHARE: Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
\n< p>NOTES:\nTrail is A-A\, 3 miles for walkers and runners\, doggies and strollers should be fine! 1 trail (I think I might get spunky and make 2\, idk)\, ends by 6pm so we can watch the Baltimore Parade of Lighted Bo ats (let’s hope it’s good).
\nWell well well if it isn’t that time o f year again. Lickity thought she could get away from haring in December b ut some hashers refused! Neigh they said! You will bring the entertainment in the jolliest time of the year! Fortunately she found something else ho liday related without venturing back into Hampden.
\nA week or two a go\, the hare thought she’d be kind\,
\nTo give a trail for hashers to catch her from behind
\nThe hare was lean and cold\, setting out lots of booze
\nTrail just on road\, leading to lights on cruise
\nJingle balls\, jingle balls\, jingle all the way\, Oh what fun it is to run around naked in this way\, Jingle balls\, jingle balls\, jingle all the way\, Oh what fun it is to run round naked Christmas day.
\nDas hing round the block\, not wearing any dacks\,
\nOne hand on your co ck\, to give your balls more slack\,
\nBouncing up and down as we ru n to and fro\,
\nWe’ll jingle with our genitals wherever we may go.< /p>\n
ON AFTER: The Dive\, 3123 Elliott Street\, Baltimore\, MD 21224
\n X-COST:$10 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1256@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: CCH# Trail #269: 12 Bars of Christmas\nWHEN: Saturday\, D ecember 16th at 1200\nWHERE: Ellie’s Tavern 901 S Clinton Street\, Baltimo re\, 21224 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/A9216F33kTNsD1gH6)\nHASH CASH: $10 (Th is is a pay as you go trail but hash cash will cover one of the locations and pizza for the masses). There will be a couple cash only bars on the ro ute so make sure to bring actual dollars as well.\nHARES: Verbal Diarrhea and Front Load Her (228-357-0272)\nHASH REGO: https://hashrego.com/events/ cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-2023-2023?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV 9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A7308\nNOTES:\nIt’s Charm City’s annual 12 B ars of Christmas Trail\, brought to you by your favorite never do trail bu t sometimes show up to bar crawl Hasher’s Front Load Her and Verbal Diarrh ea.\nThis year’s celebration will be honoring the queen herself Brittney S pears as we enjoy “A Very Merry Britmas”. Come dressed as your favorite Br ittney moment “shaved head Brit\, hitting the paparazzi car with an umbrel la Brit\, mini skirt show all Brit\, knife dance Brit\, or my favorite ~~ the iconic I’m a virgin Brit”. Or don’t come dressed up at all and still g et drunk with your friends. Will there be river crossings? No. Will there be woods? No. Will there be climbing? No. FLH and VD are lazy and just lik e to drink. So cum on out and prepare that liver before you spend time wit h family over the holidays.\nOn After: Stay at the last bar if u can still keep going…. But if u can then u did this bar crawl completely wrong\nTic kets: https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-2023-2023 ?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A7308. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231216T120000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20231216T180000 LOCATION:Ellie's Tavern @ 901 S Clinton St\, Baltimore\, MD 21224 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #269: 12 Bars of Christmas URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-269-12-bars-of-christmas X-COST-TYPE:external X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: CCH# Tr ail #269: 12 Bars of Christmas
\nWHEN: Saturday\, December 16th at 1 200
\nWHERE: Ellie’s Tavern 901 S Clinton Street\, Baltimore\, 21224 (https://maps.app.goo .gl/A9216F33kTNsD1gH6)
\nHASH CASH: $10 (This is a pay as you go trail but hash cash will cover one of the locations and pizza for the mas ses). There will be a couple cash only bars on the route so make sure to b ring actual dollars as well.
\nHARES: Verbal Diarrhea and Front Load Her (228-357-0272)
\n\nNOTES:
\nIt’s Charm City’s annual 12 Bars of Christmas Trail\, brought to you by your favorite never do trail but sometimes show up to bar crawl Hasher’s Front Load Her and Ve rbal Diarrhea.
\nThis year’s celebration will be honoring the queen herself Brittney Spears as we enjoy “A Very Merry Britmas”. Come dressed a s your favorite Brittney moment “shaved head Brit\, hitting the paparazzi car with an umbrella Brit\, mini skirt show all Brit\, knife dance Brit\, or my favorite ~~ the iconic I’m a virgin Brit”. Or don’t come dressed up at all and still get drunk with your friends. Will there be river crossing s? No. Will there be woods? No. Will there be climbing? No. FLH and VD are lazy and just like to drink. So cum on out and prepare that liver before you spend time with family over the holidays.
\nOn After: Stay at th e last bar if u can still keep going…. But if u can then u did this bar cr awl completely wrong
\n X-COST:$10 X-TICKETS-URL:https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-20 23-2023?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A73 08 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1258@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:WHAT: Charm City H3 hosts DC Full Moon for an End of Year Masqu erade Ball Trail!\n\nWHEN: Friday DEC 29 at 730 pm\n\nWHERE: M8 Beer @ 139 9 South Sharp Street\, Baltimore 21230\nhttps://maps.app.goo.gl/R65dNTMonG KhxqMdA\n\nTHEME: Masquerade Ball & Fancy Sparkles\n\nHARES: Spewart Littl e and Facial Profiling\n\nHASH CASH: $10\n\nPRELUBE: 630 pm\n\nNOTES:\nBri ng CRANIUM GEAR.\nTrail is A-Z with a separation distance of 1 mile.\nIf y ou prefer to park at end\, message Facial Profiling and he will send you e nd location.\n\nCONVOCATION:\nWell you’ve fucked and you’ve sucked your wa y through one more year\nYou’ve gained some and lost some\, shed maybe a t ear\nBut alas worry not\, for you have one last chance\,\nTo go out this y ear with a bang and a dance\nThis chance is a trail\, nay a MASQUERADE BAL L\nDon party tux\, sparkle dress\, you gent\, xe\, or doll\,\nAnd come to the last Charmed trail O’ 2023\nUgh this poet fucking sucks\, I’m just gla d he’s not me. DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231229T193000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20231229T230000 LOCATION:M8 @ 1399 South Sharp Street\, Baltimore 21230 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #270: DC Full Moon – A Masquerade Ball URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-270-dc-full-moon-a-masquerade- ball X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n\nhttps://maps.app.goo.gl/R65dNTMonGKhxqMdA
\nBring CRANIU M GEAR.
\nTrail is A-Z with a separation distance of 1 mile.
\nI f you prefer to park at end\, message Facial Profiling and he will send yo u end location.
\nWell you’ve fucked and you’ve sucked your way through one more year
\nYou’ve gained some and lost some\, s hed maybe a tear
\nBut alas worry not\, for you have one last chance\ ,
\nTo go out this year with a bang and a dance
\nThis chance is a trail\, nay a MASQUERADE BALL
\nDon party tux\, sparkle dress\, yo u gent\, xe\, or doll\,
\nAnd come to the last Charmed trail O’ 2023< br />\nUgh this poet fucking sucks\, I’m just glad he’s not me.
Hares: Unleas h the Furry and Choosy Moms Choose D*ck
\nPrelube at Pariah Brewing.
\nCircle / Parking outside Waverly brewing under I-83 two blocks awa
y (the pariah parking lot gate will trap your car after 10pm).
\nOn-o
ut at 7ishpm
\nRunning / Walking / Drinking
\n$10
\nWear a
Birthday Hat
WHAT: CCH3 Trail # 273
\nWH EN: Friday 2/2\, circle at 7pm & hare away at 7:15pm
\nWHERE: Latrobe Park 1529 Fort Ave\, Baltimore\, MD 21230\, < a href='https://maps.app.goo.gl/8SCmCysB6g8txpzE6' data-saferedirecturl='h ttps://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/8SCmCysB6g8txpzE6&sour ce=gmail&ust=1706982282012000&usg=AOvVaw1szFF7ZrLrbIHs2LjpLTf8'>https://ma ps.app.goo.gl/8SCmCysB6g8txpzE6
\nTRA IL NOTES: Runners/Walkers – 3 ish miles\; 1/10 shiggy\, Cost – $10
\nHare – Lickity Splitz (410) 493 – 4643
\nPre-lube City Limits Sports Bar
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1268@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: Charm City Trail #274 The “We’re really out here” Trail\n Where: Windsor Mill Middle School\; 8300 Windsor Mill Rd\, Windsor Mill\, MD 21244 — https://maps.app.goo.gl/De5EDVNcWiNRWRhB6\nParking: Yes\, @ bac k of the school…look for wankers\nWhen: Saturday\, 2/10\, 2pm\nPre-lube e vent: Wheelchair Rugby (see attached flyer). Lickitys friend is on the Ma ryland team (Mayhem) Games are at 10:30\, 12:00\nTrail notes: A to A. Runn ers 3-5 miles shiggy 3/10 Walkers 3ish miles – shiggy 1/10 (If you know Li ckity the shiggy level varies for runners)\nCost $10 Beer\, shots\, orange food included\nHares: Lickity Splits\, Just Joe\nOn after *Toms Sports Ba r 9307 Liberty Road Randallstown MD\n*Open to change DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240210T140000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20240210T180000 LOCATION:Windsor Mill Middle School @ 8300 Windsor Mill Rd\, Windsor Mill\, MD 21244 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #274 – The “we’re really out here” trail URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-lickity-splitz-down-the-po le X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: Charm C ity Trail #274 The “We’re really out here” Trail
\nWhere: Windsor Mi ll Middle School\; 8300 Windsor Mill Rd\, Windsor Mill\, MD 21244 — https://maps.app.goo.gl/De5E DVNcWiNRWRhB6
\nParking: Yes\, @ b ack of the school…look for wankers
\nWhen: Saturday\, 2/10\, 2pm
\nPre-lube event: Wheelchair Rugby (see attached flyer). Licki tys friend is on the Maryland team (Mayhem) Games are at 10:30\, 12:00
\nTrail notes: A to A. Runners 3-5 miles shiggy 3/10 Walkers 3ish miles – shiggy 1/10 (If you know Lickity the shiggy level varies for runners)\n
Cost $10 Beer\, shots\, orange food included
\nHares: Lickity Splits\, Just Joe
\nOn after *Toms Sports Bar 9307 Liberty Road Ran dallstown MD
\n*Open to change
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1264@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:CCH3 Trail #275: We choo- choo- choose you\nWHAT: CCH3 Trail #2 75\nWHERE: Union Square Park\, 31 S Gilmore St\, Baltimore MD 21223\, http s://maps.app.goo.gl/6ZcFEAakE7QrdFT86\nWHEN: Friday 2/16\, circle up 7pm\n COST: $10\nHARES: Muffin Man\, Just Dawn\, G-Spotify\nTRAIL NOTES: Join us for Just Dawn’s virgin hare\, and Muffin Man’s first for CCH3. Wear red\, pink\, or hearts as we make this garbage holiday fun. Trail is A-A’\n DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240216T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20240216T230000 LOCATION:Union Square Park @ 31 S Gilmore St\, Baltimore MD 21223 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #275 – We choo- choo- choose you URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nCCH3 Trail #2 75: We choo- choo- choose you
\nWHAT: CCH3 Trail #275
\nWHERE: Union Square Park\, 31 S Gilmore St\, Baltimore MD 21223\, https://maps.app.goo.gl/6ZcFEAakE7Qr dFT86
\nWHEN: Friday 2/16\, circle up 7pm
\nCOST: $10
\nHARES: Muffin Man\, Just Dawn\, G-Spotify
\nTRAIL NOTES: Join u s for Just Dawn’s virgin hare\, and Muffin Man’s first for CCH3. Wear red\ , pink\, or hearts as we make this garbage holiday fun. Trail is A-A’
\n\n X-COST:$10 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1281@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:CCH3 Trail #276: Green Dress Run Prelube & bOnOnfire\nFriday 3/ 8/2024\, 7:00pm\nHares: Bambi’s Bitch\, My Big Fat Greek Orgy\, and Just J essica\nStart Location: Huntingdon Avenue and W 31st Street\, Hampden (aro und Remington Playground)\nhttps://maps.app.goo.gl/iKxCUGAhyXezruEv8\nHash Cash: $10\nTrail Notes:\nA-A’ (about 500ish feet around the corner)\nmost ly pavement but some shiggy\, 4-6 miles runners and 2-3 miles walkers\n1 B N\, 1 SN\n\n\nShift your livers into high gear and carb-load with orange f ood for the 2024 BAH3 Green Dress Run prelube trail! MBFGO and Just Jessic a’s virgin hare-ing should temper Bambi’s barmyness\, but if you’re still apprehensive … there will be roast kielbasa! And s’mores and boozy hot cho colate n such around the fire!\nBring a camp chair for the bonfire on-afte r unless your tush is fine with sitting on rocks n logs.\nParking is free in the area after 5pm.\n\n\nPre-prelube: 6pm\nR-House and 29th Street Tave rn are both like a block away\, figure it out idk DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240308T190000 SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #276: Green Dress Run Prelube & bOnOnfire URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-276-green-dress-run-prelube-bo nonfire X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\n
WHAT: Charm T rail #277
\nWHEN: Friday March 22 at 7 PM\, on out at 730 PM.
\n< p>WHERE: Parkville Middle School @ 8711 Avondale Road\, 21234\nhttps ://maps.app.goo.gl/XSNGcufGCKfz2Xxk6\n
HASH CASH: 10$
\nTHEME:
Spring just started\, ya’ll!!
\nDress like SPRING: a flower\, a blad
e of grass\, a green thing\, a spring!
HARES: Facial Profiling and Spewart Little
\nTRAIL NOTES: A Friday night live lay!
\nCharm
has not been near this location for possibly half a decade. Maybe even lo
nger? Why would you believe a hare?
\nHares promise >2.69 levels of s
higgy.
\nCatch the hares\, steal their pants!
\nTrail will be in
toxicatingly fun! Or not! Up to you!
\nRunners trail ~3.5 miles\, wal
kers will be less!
ON AFTER: Ye Olde Emerald Tavern @ 8300 Harford
Road\, 21234 (1 mile from start).
\nIt’s still March\, so why not dr
ink at ye olde Irish tavern?
On-On!
\n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:ai1ec-1279@charmcityh3.com DTSTAMP:20260317T033650Z CATEGORIES: CONTACT: DESCRIPTION:What: Charm Trail #278: Pleasant Friday \n\nWhen: Friday March 29th @ 7:00 pm\n\nWhere: Montebello Elem/Middle School\, 2040 E 32nd St\, Baltimore\, 21218\nLink: https://maps.app.goo.gl/xmh1AsoNzvsaMNZj8?g_st=ic \n\nHares: Spewie Little and Judge Prudy\nCost: 10 bunny whiskers\, doll h ares\, rabbit’s feet\n\nNeeds/wants/desires: Cranium light cuz it gets dar k at night time.\n\nRunners: More than Walkers\n\nWalkers: Less than Runne rs\n\nPavement level: Baltimore\nShiggy Level: Shmedium\n\nTrail- A-A\n\nS tart your Easter weekend with a night hash around the greatest city in Ame rica with the greatest kennel in America\, with a side of Canadia mixed in for good measure!\n\nCum dressed in your best bunny attire and earn a spe cial treat! DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20240329T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20240329T223000 LOCATION:Montebello Elem/Middle School\, 2040 E 32nd St\, Baltimore\, 21218 @ https://maps.app.goo.gl/xmh1AsoNzvsaMNZj8?g_st=ic SEQUENCE:0 SUMMARY:CCH3 Trail #278 – Spewart Little and Judge Prudy URL:https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-spewart-little-and-judge-p rudy X-COST-TYPE:free X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\\n\\n\\nWhat: Charm T
rail #278: Pleasant Friday 
\nContact hare Gerbil for entry.
TRAIL NOTES: It’s a 4/20 trail through Hampden. Expect beer\, shots\, and opportunities to…partake. No idea about distance\, dry bag likely not nec essary\, unless it’s raining. Food\, beer\, shenanigans\, there’s a fair a mount of street parking\, and the Giant lot looks like it should be okay\, but buyer beware. Don’t park in any apartment lots. Crash space available (in at least two homes) for those interested.
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