2.0-//69.65.3.211//NONSGML kigkonsult.se iCalcreator 2.26.9//GREGORIANPUBLISHhttps://charmcityh3.comAmerica/New_YorkAmerica/New_YorkAmerica/New_York2025-11-02T02:00:002026-11-01T02:00:002027-11-07T02:00:00EST-04:00-05:002026-03-08T02:00:002027-03-14T02:00:00EDT-05:00-04:00ai1ec-1542@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Brewery Bike Tour

<p>Bike to your favorite local breweries on Labor Day! Details to cum.</p> <p>Hares~ Facial Profiling and Just Mike</p>2026-09-072026-09-08en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-brewery-bike-tourfreeai1ec-1201@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #253 – Preakness Trail

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">Theme – Preakness<br /> It’s the weekend of Preakness. Wear your fun hats, bring your riding crops, or wear your chaps. We’re going to celebrate!</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Pre-lube: TBD</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Start: Falls Road Light Rail Parking<br /> 29 Railroad Ave, Baltimore MD 21209<br /> Light Rail Accessible!<br /> Trail is A-A</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Walkers – 2-3 miles<br /> Runners – 3-5 miles, some water may be involved<br /> Shiggy – uncertain – I say 2/10 but then I find something crazy so who knows</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Bring cranium lamp and trail type shoes (or duck tape if your sneakers are falling apart you know who you are lol). Dogs should be fine with a leash for walkers at least.</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Hare – Lickity Splitz (410) 493 – 4643</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">$10 doll hares</div>America/New_York2023-05-19T19:00:00America/New_York2023-05-19T23:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-down-unders-birthday-trailfreeai1ec-1212@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #254 – A Folly Just Holly Trail

<p>What: CCH3 Trail #254 A Folly Just Holly Trail<br /> Hares: Just Holly, My Big Fat Greek Orgy<br /> Prelube: Osteria Da Amedeo, 301 S Exeter St, Baltimore, MD 21202 @ 6pm<br /> Start: Casa de Just Holly, 1209 Gough Street, Baltimore, MD 21202<br /> When: Friday, June 2nd @7pm<br /> How much: $10 Hash Cash<br /> Trail: A-A, 4mi walker, 6mi runners. Just Holly’s virgin trail will offer sightseeing opportunities, local celebrities, and bonus bars found in and around Little Italy. A classic pavement pounder strategically chosen so that you must dodge the maximum number of people trying to get drunk.<br /> On After: My 3rd floor ballroom will be open for dancing, might even have live music. If people want to bring instruments, they’re welcome. There are extra guitars and amps.</p>America/New_York2023-06-02T19:00:00America/New_York2023-06-02T23:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-just-hollyfreeai1ec-1213@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #255 – Tour Du Hash

<p>What: Charm City H3 Trail #255: Tour duh Hash!<br /> When: Friday 6/9, circle at 745 pm, on-out at 8 pm.<br /> Where: Francis Scott Key Elementary: 1425 East Fort Ave, Baltimore 21230 — head back towards the baseball diamond. <a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x6umtig x1b1mbwd xaqea5y xav7gou x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xt0b8zv x1fey0fg" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://goo.gl/maps/3YCyG1Kv1Sdfvw6Q8?fbclid=IwAR0bVQ538sMI83RCmxb1VEeGbCHWTlwTW1ACDQ24wKznXtgdUc65memsqrc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://goo.gl/maps/3YCyG1Kv1Sdfvw6Q8</a><br /> ** BRING CRANIUM GEAR! **<br /> Prelube: Barracudas Locust Point Tavern, 1230 East Fort Ave, Baltimore 21230.<br /> Cost: $6 cash or venmo @ethan-nyberg<br /> Trail: A-A, 5.5-ish miles for runners, 4-ish miles for walkers.<br /> On-after: City Limits, 1700 East Fort Ave.<br /> Hares: Facial Profiling (202-568-1608), Don’t Have ONE, Bambi’s Bitch<br /> Theme: Everything is a numbers game! On this 6/9, most blessed of all days, we invite you to answer the question: Are you a 6 or a 9??? Come as one number and find someone to…ummmmm…pair up with!</p>America/New_York2023-06-09T20:00:00America/New_York2023-06-10T00:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tour-du-hash-facials-delightfreeai1ec-1216@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #256 – Donna’s of Dundalk!

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">Charm City H3 Trail #256: Donna’s of Dundalk!</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">When: Saturday June 17 at 4 pm<br /> Where: Oak Ave and Pine Ave, specifically: <a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x6umtig x1b1mbwd xaqea5y xav7gou x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xt0b8zv x1fey0fg" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fgoo.gl%2Fmaps%2FFTZesyGS4kmpN3fH7%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1J-XPfYRXhdLneqnpKy7N9Dq-eayTjUHKHN4aXiFJo4Yj1G5sZI8Ds0Ow&h=AT2mFxDlrJfZoGPYpe0KIgm0neDTyyoW_aaOydQcBbwGUskg5bkdNyej5m6LvMh2xx78gX42M6NHqUly8yilGz2yUY_U8Q0KwqauhS7BUU7KvXF-xvsUApfpxiCRbvUi0OXbw2Y&__tn__=q&c[0]=AT2N5jXTR3mLZ83iGJta60-axHa5GHsyqNFYZCjwEw61clU8fGjLI3GsZtNE2yjoScc8T9ExbdBh0k_rVfgt9TpW56uCr3X-Igg42uQUxwnlvBJJUdeaokE3NAroLXEz7QDjTGe4M-up5zib3KE8p6VT6XpK" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://goo.gl/maps/FTZesyGS4kmpN3fH7</a><br /> Prelube: 3:30 pm at Donna’s Tavern: 6607 Pine Ave, Dundalk 21222<br /> Cost: $10<br /> Trail: A-A, runners may end up with dry feet, may not. ~4.69 miles for runners, 3-ish miles for walkers. Dogs should be okay on a leash.<br /> On-after: Donna’s Tavern is open until midnight! Outdoor covered patio and food!<br /> Hares: Facial Profiling (202-568-1608) and Just Giggles mystery hare.</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Notes: Just Giggles Facial Profiling, having recently graduated* from “The Bambi / Don’t Have One School of Haring” at TdH, is back and at your service for a fun**-filled jaunt through Dundalk!</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">*Facial Profiling actually failed TB/DHOSOH curriculum and has been banned from re-enrolling due to lack of general effort and competence.<br /> **Stated “fun” may be interpreted as type I, type II, type III, type LXIX, or “not fun at all for anyone involved, actually”.<br /> Interpretations will likely vary, due an utter lack of quality control and aforementioned competence!</div>America/New_York2023-06-17T16:00:00America/New_York2023-06-17T22:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-256-facial-and-narcos-fathers-day-trailfreeai1ec-1205@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #257 – Baltimore Pride Prelube Bar Crawl ft. the Charm City Les(bi)an

<p>Hare: My Big Fat Greek Orgy<br /> Hash Cash: $0 and pay your own way at bars. Maybe buy your favorite LGBTQA+ hasher a drink. Perhaps one who also has a June birthday…<br /> Start: Baltimore Eagle (2022 N Charles St, Baltimore, MD 21218)<br /> When: June 23rd @ 7pm<br /> Trail: A-B (B is ~1mi away from A), with ~6 bars on the route. There ~may~ even be pre-laid marks depending on the weather.<br /> Notes: The Baltimore Pride parade is the following morning, so remember to hydrate while we invest in the queer community by spending our money on alcohol in rainbow bottles! There will be tons of daddies and leashes but leave the dogs and kiddos at home for this one. There should only be shiggy if you fall into a bush in between bars. I expect no bees, but probably some bears.</p>America/New_York2023-06-23T19:00:00America/New_York2023-06-24T00:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-hash-pride-prom-prelube-bar-crawl-ft-the-charm-city-lesbiansfreeai1ec-1202@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #258 – Canada Day Bar Crawl: Cannadis–Blaze it and Maple Glaze it

<p>2nd Anal Canada Day Bar Crawl- Stoner Edition</p> <p>Canada day is here and we should celebrate our northern neighbour’s mediocre attempt at democracy and free medical. So let’s do it the best way we know how with a bar crawl! Bonus feature: Cannabis become legal in Maryland!</p> <p>What: 2nd Anal Canada Day Bar Crawl: Stoner Edition</p> <p>When: July 1st, 2022 @ 7:00pm</p> <p>Where: Holy Frijolies. 908-912 W 36th St, Baltimore, MD 21211</p> <p>Hares: Front Load Her Beaver, VD Maple, and Judge Loonie</p> <p>Cost- 0.00CAN this is a bar crawl and a pay as you go. Bring ID</p> <p>Trail- A-B</p> <p>I will have a few O Can Nabis T-shirts for sale if interested. 10.00$ a pop. Designed and screened by your Canadian Hare!</p>America/New_York2023-07-01T18:00:00America/New_York2023-07-01T23:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-canada-day-bar-crawl-blaze-it-and-maple-glaze-itfreeai1ec-1203@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #259 – Downtown “Nerd Trail”

<p>Downtown “Nerd Trail” (CCH3 trail #259)<br /> Join us as we try to lure as many Mensa virgins as possible from the safety of their Annual Gathering convention hotel and into the heart of Bal’mer!<br /> There will be:<br /> Jolly urban peregrination!<br /> Beer, pudding shots and irreverence!<br /> Possible disco lights, probable homeless persons!<br /> You are unlikely to die on this trail!<br /> Meet just past the southwest corner of the American Mensa Annual Gathering host hotel (Hilton Baltimore Inner Harbor) at the Brooks Robinson statue (he gots a GOLDEN GLOVE): 422 Eislen St, Baltimore.<br /> This is right in front of Pickles Pub, beside Oriole Park/Camden Yards. The cheapest parking, $10 flat rate, is nearby at Camden Yards’ “Lot C,” off West Lee Street.<br /> 2 p.m. Saturday, July 8… arriver earlier to “pre-lube” at Pickles Pub<br /> $10 per person, 4.5 to 5 miles.<br /> Hares: Wuhan Used Clam, AC/DP, Facial Profiling, Bambi’s Bitch, Daddy’s Little Screamer.</p>America/New_York2023-07-08T14:00:00America/New_York2023-07-08T18:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-wuhan-ac-dp-facial-bambifreeai1ec-1220@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #260 – Lickity Splitz, Udderly Vanilla

<div dir="auto">CCH3 Trail #260</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Living on the Edge of…Baltimore</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">We’re going back to the outskirts of Baltimore along 695! Will we find papa johns breadsticks again? Will wankers survive the train tracks? Will your hares get you wet once, twice, or three times? Will there be tunnels?</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Hares: Lickity Splitz (410) 493 – 4643, Udderly Vanilla</div> <div dir="auto">Trail: A to A</div> <div dir="auto">Start/Parking: next to Fish head Cantina</div> <div dir="auto">4802 Benson Ave Baltimore 21227</div> <div dir="auto">(Pre and post lube here too)</div> <div dir="auto">Hash cash: $10</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Dogs: We think they will survive</div> <div dir="auto">Strollers: They will get stuck in the shiggy with no way around</div> <div dir="auto">Runners: 3-5 miles, who knows depends how early we start, shiggy 5/10 I think, you’ll find out shortly after we do</div> <div dir="auto">Walkers: 3ish to 4 –  3/10 screams</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Bring dry shoes and cranium light, maybe your penicillin</div>America/New_York2023-08-04T19:00:00America/New_York2023-08-04T22:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-269-lickity-splitzfreeai1ec-1221@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #261 – Don’t Have One’s Birthday Bash

<p>Hares: Don’t Have One, Armed and Mangerous</p> <p>Rego and details on HASHREGO: https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-tie-dye?fbclid=IwAR02Tyn1eelPObWS3VvH6AiXug4mc8bBYZyrgV0hX741gFJf6cmh-GCqq4s</p>America/New_York2023-08-26T13:00:00America/New_York2023-08-26T21:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-dont-have-ones-birthday-bashfreeai1ec-1222@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #262 – Lickity Splitz

<p>CCH3 Trail #262</p> <p>WHERE:<br /> 29th Street Tavern<br /> 398 W 29th St<br /> Baltimore, MD 21211</p> <p>COST:<br /> $10 Hash Cash</p> <p>CONTACT:<br /> Lickity Splitz Down the Pole<br /> What: Lickitys’ 5 year first trail analversary<br /> When: Friday, September 1st<br /> Pre-lube at 6pm & pack away at 7pm.</p> <p>Hares’ Notes: A to A runners trail – 4ish miles<br /> Walkers – 3ish<br /> Shiggy Factor – 3/10<br /> Trail is dog friendly, but the bar is not. Not stroller or walker friendly. Bring bug spray and cranium lamps</p> <p>On-After: 29th street tavern – 398 W 29th St, Baltimore, MD 21211</p>America/New_York2023-09-01T19:00:00America/New_York2023-09-01T22:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-lickity-splitzfreeai1ec-1223@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #263 – Breakfast Booby Trap Lays Baltimore!

<div><b>Rego required, capped at 30 hashers: <a href="https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-breakfasttrail" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-breakfasttrail&source=gmail&ust=1694051709042000&usg=AOvVaw1GOT4q87Pv1cidEbQA4HhD">https://hashrego.com/events/<wbr />cch3-breakfasttrail</a></b></div> <div></div> <div>WHAT: Trail #263 – Breakfast Booby Trap Lays Baltimore!<br /> WHEN: Saturday September 16 @ 10 AM, pack away at 1020 AM.<br /> WHERE:<br /> Start location:<br /> 2616 Hudson Street<br /> Specifically: 39.281894, -76.579071<br /> <a href="https://goo.gl/maps/1nFJyHpg9Xfpgoj48" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://goo.gl/maps/1nFJyHpg9Xfpgoj48&source=gmail&ust=1694051709043000&usg=AOvVaw0RKwxmjV4yAaYkNeWbSy9U">https://goo.gl/maps/<wbr />1nFJyHpg9Xfpgoj48</a><br /> Parking location:<br /> Here: <a href="https://goo.gl/maps/5n4LhSGijLsLGcSK7" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://goo.gl/maps/5n4LhSGijLsLGcSK7&source=gmail&ust=1694051709043000&usg=AOvVaw0ikSfOpoezxLx-DNIwwsvX">https://goo.gl/maps/<wbr />5n4LhSGijLsLGcSK7</a><br /> Or, for the address-lovers:<br /> Head(!!) to 2511 Hudson Street, then turn right to find the parking lot.<br /> Or just street park.<br /> Do not park in the Safeway parking lot!<br /> HASH CASH: 10$<br /> CONTACT:<br /> Facial 202-568-1608<br /> Just Joseph  240-478-3224<br /> HARES: Breakfast bOOby Trap, Just Joseph, Facial Profiling<br /> NOTES: A-A'(breakfast). Shiggy level 0.69. Just bring yourselves and your virgins, trail is neither dog nor stroller friendly.<br /> ON-AFTER: ROOFTOP BREAKFAST BBQ @ 818 S Port Street<br /> BBTs breakfast brings all the hashers to B-more<br /> And they’re like her breakfast trail, it’s better than yours<br /> Damn right it’s better than yours<br /> You can join, but I have to charge<br /> Breakfast Booby Trap knows how to get you to cum…. she traps you through food!<br /> Come to the Rooftop Breakfast Booby BBQ hash at 10am for some breakfast delights, with treats, games, surprises, and the intrigues of co-hares Facial Profiling and Just Joesph.<br /> This is a hash unlike any other! On out strictly at 1020a<br /> On after at BBT’s rooftop with some delicious smoked meats and other goodies. Please feel free to bring something to share or to put on the grill.</div>America/New_York2023-09-16T10:00:00America/New_York2023-09-16T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-breakfast-booby-trapfreeai1ec-1233@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #264: The return of sweater weather

<p>WHAT: CCH# trail #264 – Sweater weather</p> <div></div> <div>WHEN: Saturday September 30th @ 2pm</div> <div></div> <div>WHERE: Checkerspot Brewing’s new location at 1421 Ridgely Street, <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/SXiNqYULhBNerhEB8" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/SXiNqYULhBNerhEB8&source=gmail&ust=1695666056759000&usg=AOvVaw2F6R81xYXTlVdrd1hyvX6r">https://maps.app.goo.<wbr />gl/SXiNqYULhBNerhEB8</a></div> <div></div> <div>HASH CASH: $10</div> <div></div> <div>HARES: Paint the Goat and G-Spotify</div> <div></div> <div>NOTES: Celebrate the start of fall with a trail that is not in Canton! Trail is A-A. Runners 6-7 miles, walkers 3-4 miles, dogs on a leash should be fine. Pre-lube at Checkerspot, where they now have video games but do not yet have food (but you can bring your own).</div> <div>On-after: Help Spewart and Trampsubstantiation clean up their yard!</div>America/New_York2023-09-30T14:00:00America/New_York2023-09-30T17:30:00en-USTrail+39.276428-76.627175Checkerspot Brewing @ 1421 Ridgely Street, Baltimore, MD 212300https://charmcityh3.com/event/1233freeai1ec-1235@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail # 265: A Hashy Housewarming Trail

<p>Cum celebrate Spew and Tramp making the move back to the great state of Maryland.</p> <p>Hares: Spewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation</p> <p>Start: Arundel Middle School 1179 Hammond Lane, Odenton, Maryland 21113 (<a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/L4ew6cxqG4k2AwCq8?g_st=ic" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/L4ew6cxqG4k2AwCq8?g_st%3Dic&source=gmail&ust=1696616449058000&usg=AOvVaw0Gq802QuuQGhvp692PpdAR">https://maps.app.goo.gl/<wbr />L4ew6cxqG4k2AwCq8?g_st=ic</a>)</p> <p>Trail: A to A prime (getting your car is about 2 blocks, bag vehicle provided)</p> <p>Shiggy level: tentative 6.9 (prepare to get feet wet) Distance: TBD</p> <p>On-After: Housewarming Party at Spew and Tramps place! (Muggles will be invited as well) We have 3 bedrooms should anyone need a place to stay</p>America/New_York2023-10-21T13:00:00America/New_York2023-10-21T17:00:00en-USSpewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation+39.071212-76.68666Arundel Middle School @ 1179 Hammond Lane, Odenton, Maryland 211130https://charmcityh3.com/event/a-hashy-housewarming-trailfreeai1ec-1239@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #266 and AGM: Edgar Allen Hoes – A Gothic Night in Baltimore

<div>What: CCH3 AGM: Edgar Allen Hoes — A Gothic Night in Baltimore</div> <div> <div id="m_7544821474720835161x2ccf23686a144f799195aae7ee97935e"> <div></div> </div> </div> <div>When: Saturday NOV 4.</div> <div>Trail at 5 pm</div> <div>Prelube at 4 pm</div> <div></div> <div>Where:</div> <div>39.276090, -76.614885</div> <div>Start Link: <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/B3B4HsTn7WoKKurYA" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/B3B4HsTn7WoKKurYA&source=gmail&ust=1697677570150000&usg=AOvVaw0VolKwWIM5BNe6msHrHFS7">https://maps.app.goo.gl/<wbr />B3B4HsTn7WoKKurYA</a></div> <div></div> <div> <div id="m_7544821474720835161x7325ddbcc7774ac4926d1e2b5eb0d8be"> <div>Prelube at 4 pm at Mother’s Federal Hill Grille — 1113 South Charles Street, Baltimore</div> <div></div> </div> </div> <div>Post-trail AGM at Mother’s Grille with end circle, dinner, and open bar!</div> <div></div> <div>Cost: $45</div> <div></div> <div>REGO HERE: <a href="https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-&source=gmail&ust=1697677570150000&usg=AOvVaw3AkN4gtAaRGeMTSqArdCoZ">https://hashrego.com/<wbr />events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-<wbr />edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-</a></div> <div>Rego is required, closes on 11/03.</div> <div></div> <div>Venmo: Ethan-Nyberg</div> <div>Please use friends and family, NOT purchases</div> <div></div> <div>What is included?<br /> –Hash gimme<br /> –A night of fun<br /> –Edgars Hoes<br /> —2 hours of open bar: domestic beers, seltzers, house liquors, soda, lemonade, iced tea<br /> –dinner – salad and buffet**<br /> –possible appearance of Mr. Giggles</div> <div> <p>**Please let us know your allergies. We may provide you an epi pen (JK we will ask for dietary changes for you)</p> </div> <div><label>Theme: Edgar Allen Hoes<br /> </label><label>Stuff to Bring: </label>Headlamp</div> <div>Hares: Facial Profiling (202-568-1608), Mystery (Headless?) Hare</div> <div></div> <div> <p>Trail notes:</p> <div id="m_7544821474720835161xa2d7855b4c8543a7980c0625765b875f"> <div>That’s right, this year’s CHARM AGM and 12 Bars of Christmas events are separate (unlike you all’s nibbly bits and each others nibbly bits!).</div> <div></div> </div> </div> <div>Runners trail 5-ish miles, walkers trail 3-ish miles.</div> <div>Bag vehicle will be at START. Do not leave your bag at Mother’s Grille prelube.</div> <div></div> <div>Convocation:</div> <div>Once upon an evening dreadful, my brain all full a frightful headful</div> <div>Of tasty lager, Natty Boh, I met some friends all dressed as hoes</div> <div>Initial greetings at Mother’s Grille, did of something dark foretell</div> <div>We circled up, a ghastly set, with ne’re clue what would us beget</div> <div>And out we went, to teeter and totter, quenching thirst, providing fodder</div> <div>And frolic to a fro we doth, for such an evening ‘twould love remember</div> <div>Except, at last, these friends in goth, hath rendered dignity dismembered</div> <div>Battered torn, aye rent asunder, these friends my graces torment and plunder</div> <div>All contemplative reason, measure, left ragged, wrecked in Baltimore</div> <div>While overheard, overhead, quoth the raven: “You’re a whore”.</div> <p>Tickets: <a class="ai1ec-ticket-url-exported" href="https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-">https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-</a>.</p>America/New_York2023-11-04T17:00:00America/New_York2023-11-04T23:00:00en-USFacial Profiling, Mystery (Headless?) HareMother's Federal Hill Grille @ 1113 South Charles Street, Baltimore MD 212300https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-267-and-agmexternalhttps://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-ai1ec-1240@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #267: Scream 6.9 – Goodbye to Screamer

<div class="x1yztbdb"> <div class="x78zum5 x1n2onr6 xh8yej3"> <div class="x9f619 x1n2onr6 x1ja2u2z x2bj2ny x1qpq9i9 xdney7k xu5ydu1 xt3gfkd xh8yej3 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 xquyuld"> <div class="x1l90r2v xyamay9"> <div class="x1pi30zi x1swvt13"> <div class="x1ni5s2d"> <div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">Start: 1420 West Mount Royal Street (<a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x6umtig x1b1mbwd xaqea5y xav7gou x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xt0b8zv x1fey0fg" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmaps.app.goo.gl%2F3uRegUsWuE4SP16w9%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0ddzL-GWeg73D1vXPVWJ8Syvjy5FsMAuZtJXYFQjBOpvOwzSAnDEcW2e0&h=AT2j3Z6Tt60mRd1uO2yiL2-KPpySF7oZqwK2m6_332KjmdD6KEXqdK4kvC30XGUwXt0id0GhY86xJCuaWXJpqaoEyFidPerPpLErAAu-tbebpncZVyfRQppOc8kyCAvieQ&__tn__=q&c[0]=AT0_ORdOiP_3s_eUIHyidnoTIjlbd_rwXNz1SqBR0wAvFrIrRz38tsE-vKJns24EnJdBuvXa6oNoWTBbpKanMQL-2YyeO8ULyoChcbNV1Qc-ilY0R0Z59Ff2Gz6LXPpB4y8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/3uRegUsWuE4SP16w9</a>) @ 2:00pm</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Prelube: The Brass Tap (1205 W Mt Royal Ave, Baltimore, MD 21217) @ 1:00 PM)</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">On-After: 1420 West Mount Royal Street ~5 (after circle).</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Hash Cash: $10</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Trail: A-A, 3.69mi walker, 6.69mi runner, leashed dogs (and children) okay for trail but not at the on-after.</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Hares: Bambi’s Bitch, My Big Fat Greek Orgy, and Daddy’s Little Screamer</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">In this installment of the Scream franchise, Daddy’s Little Screamer prepares for the horrors of homeownership…in the South! (6.9 screams!)<br /> Like any good horror movie, this trail through Bolt-OnOn Hill includes dead old men, dark alleyways, coiling urban shiggy ready to ensare you, and of course, boobs, err, booze.<br /> Can you survive long enough to receive Screamer’s legendary pudding shots? Better come dressed in your favorite Charm City haberdashery so you won’t be left behind for Ghostface!</p> <div class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x6umtig x1b1mbwd xaqea5y xav7gou x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xt0b8zv xzsf02u x1s688f" tabindex="0" role="button"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="x1yztbdb"> <div class="x78zum5 x1n2onr6 xh8yej3"> <div class="x9f619 x1n2onr6 x1ja2u2z x2bj2ny x1qpq9i9 xdney7k xu5ydu1 xt3gfkd xh8yej3 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 xquyuld"> <div class="x1l90r2v xyamay9"> <div class="x1pi30zi x1swvt13"> <div class="x9f619 x1n2onr6 x1ja2u2z x78zum5 x2lah0s x1qughib x1qjc9v5 xozqiw3 x1q0g3np"> <div class="x9f619 x1n2onr6 x1ja2u2z x78zum5 xdt5ytf x2lah0s x193iq5w xeuugli xq8finb"> <div class=""> <div class="x1rg5ohu x1n2onr6 x3ajldb x1ja2u2z"> <div class="x1ey2m1c xds687c xg01cxk x47corl x10l6tqk x17qophe x13vifvy x1ebt8du x19991ni x1dhq9h x1wpzbip x14yjl9h xudhj91 x18nykt9 xww2gxu" data-visualcompletion="ignore"></div> <div class="x14yjl9h xudhj91 x18nykt9 xww2gxu x10l6tqk xhtitgo" data-visualcompletion="ignore"> <div class="x14yjl9h xudhj91 x18nykt9 xww2gxu x78zum5 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6"> <div class="x4k7w5x x1h91t0o x1o1ewxj x3x9cwd x1e5q0jg x13rtm0m x1jfb8zj x1beo9mf x3igimt xarpa2k x1n2onr6 x1qrby5j"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="x9f619 x1n2onr6 x1ja2u2z x78zum5 xdt5ytf x193iq5w xeuugli x1r8uery x1iyjqo2 xs83m0k"> <div class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x6umtig x1b1mbwd xaqea5y xav7gou x1ypdohk xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1o1ewxj x3x9cwd x1e5q0jg x13rtm0m x87ps6o x1lku1pv x1a2a7pz x9f619 x3nfvp2 xdt5ytf xl56j7k x1n2onr6 xh8yej3" tabindex="0" role="button" aria-label="Add a Post"> <div class="x1n2onr6 x1ja2u2z x78zum5 x2lah0s xl56j7k x6s0dn4 xozqiw3 x1q0g3np xi112ho x17zwfj4 x585lrc x1403ito x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 xn6708d x1ye3gou x1qhmfi1 x1fq8qgq"> <div class="x6s0dn4 x78zum5 xl56j7k x1608yet xljgi0e x1e0frkt"> <div class="x9f619 x1n2onr6 x1ja2u2z x193iq5w xeuugli x6s0dn4 x78zum5 x2lah0s x1fbi1t2 xl8fo4v"></div> </div> <div class="x1o1ewxj x3x9cwd x1e5q0jg x13rtm0m x1ey2m1c xds687c xg01cxk x47corl x10l6tqk x17qophe x13vifvy x1ebt8du x19991ni x1dhq9h" data-visualcompletion="ignore"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="x6s0dn4 x78zum5 xdt5ytf xl56j7k x1p5oq8j xxbr6pl xwxc41k xbbxn1n"></div>America/New_York2023-11-18T14:00:00America/New_York2023-11-18T18:00:00en-USDaddy's Little Screamer1420 West Mount Royal Street @ https://maps.app.goo.gl/3uRegUsWuE4SP16w90https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-268freeai1ec-1255@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #268: A Christmas Trail

<p>WHAT: CCH3 Trail # 268: A Christmas Trail</p> <p>WHEN: Saturday 12/2 at 4pm</p> <p>WHERE: Canton Waterfront Park, 3001 Boston Street, Baltimore, MD 21224 (<a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9&source=gmail&ust=1701551319807000&usg=AOvVaw3W0tWP8mBy5AgwBUw6MEdU">https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9</a>). Parking at Canton Waterfont Park, Boston Street, Target parking lot if nothing else is open.</p> <p>Pre-lube  3pm at Good Vibes Cantina, 2903 O’Donnell Street, Baltimore, MD 21224</p> <p>HASH CASH: $10</p> <p>HARE: Lickity Splitz Down the Pole</p> <p>NOTES:</p> <p>Trail is A-A, 3 miles for walkers and runners, doggies and strollers should be fine! 1 trail (I think I might get spunky and make 2, idk), ends by 6pm so we can watch the Baltimore Parade of Lighted Boats (let’s hope it’s good).</p> <p>Well well well if it isn’t that time of year again. Lickity thought she could get away from haring in December but some hashers refused! Neigh they said! You will bring the entertainment in the jolliest time of the year! Fortunately she found something else holiday related without venturing back into Hampden.</p> <p>A week or two ago, the hare thought she’d be kind,</p> <p>To give a trail for hashers to catch her from behind</p> <p>The hare was lean and cold, setting out lots of booze</p> <p>Trail just on road, leading to lights on cruise</p> <p>Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to run around naked in this way, Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to run round naked Christmas day.</p> <p>Dashing round the block, not wearing any dacks,</p> <p>One hand on your cock, to give your balls more slack,</p> <p>Bouncing up and down as we run to and fro,</p> <p>We’ll jingle with our genitals wherever we may go.</p> <p>ON AFTER: The Dive, 3123 Elliott Street, Baltimore, MD 21224</p>America/New_York2023-12-02T16:00:00America/New_York2023-12-02T20:00:00en-USCanton Waterfront Park @ 3001 Boston St, Baltimore, MD 212240https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-268-a-christmas-trailfreeai1ec-1256@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #269: 12 Bars of Christmas

<p>What: CCH# Trail #269: 12 Bars of Christmas</p> <p>WHEN: Saturday, December 16th at 1200</p> <p>WHERE: Ellie’s Tavern 901 S Clinton Street, Baltimore, 21224 (<a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/A9216F33kTNsD1gH6">https://maps.app.goo.gl/A9216F33kTNsD1gH6</a>)</p> <p>HASH CASH: $10 (This is a pay as you go trail but hash cash will cover one of the locations and pizza for the masses). There will be a couple cash only bars on the route so make sure to bring actual dollars as well.</p> <p>HARES: Verbal Diarrhea and Front Load Her (228-357-0272)</p> <p>HASH REGO: <a href="https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-2023-2023?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A7308">https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-2023-2023?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A7308</a></p> <p>NOTES:</p> <p>It’s Charm City’s annual 12 Bars of Christmas Trail, brought to you by your favorite never do trail but sometimes show up to bar crawl Hasher’s Front Load Her and Verbal Diarrhea.</p> <p>This year’s celebration will be honoring the queen herself Brittney Spears as we enjoy “A Very Merry Britmas”. Come dressed as your favorite Brittney moment “shaved head Brit, hitting the paparazzi car with an umbrella Brit, mini skirt show all Brit, knife dance Brit, or my favorite ~~ the iconic I’m a virgin Brit”. Or don’t come dressed up at all and still get drunk with your friends. Will there be river crossings? No. Will there be woods? No. Will there be climbing? No. FLH and VD are lazy and just like to drink. So cum on out and prepare that liver before you spend time with family over the holidays.</p> <p>On After: Stay at the last bar if u can still keep going…. But if u can then u did this bar crawl completely wrong</p> <p>Tickets: <a class="ai1ec-ticket-url-exported" href="https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-2023-2023?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A7308">https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-2023-2023?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A7308</a>.</p>America/New_York2023-12-16T12:00:00America/New_York2023-12-16T18:00:00en-USEllie's Tavern @ 901 S Clinton St, Baltimore, MD 212240https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-269-12-bars-of-christmasexternalhttps://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-christmas-2023-2023?fbclid=IwAR1ktd4w8r98u9jQZjlxHYwV9Ud14XhxRvOMAve0YAjzzdfsHs8E-9A7308ai1ec-1258@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #270: DC Full Moon – A Masquerade Ball

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">WHAT: Charm City H3 hosts DC Full Moon for an End of Year Masquerade Ball Trail!</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHEN: Friday DEC 29 at 730 pm</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHERE: M8 Beer @ 1399 South Sharp Street, Baltimore 21230<br /> <a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x6umtig x1b1mbwd xaqea5y xav7gou x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xt0b8zv x1fey0fg" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/R65dNTMonGKhxqMdA?fbclid=IwAR2TKtqNrLBST4xjoACUip5OGuBfBhqpVk8RqsYzTlCEQab0v-jvfZXAoGE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/R65dNTMonGKhxqMdA</a></div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">THEME: Masquerade Ball & Fancy Sparkles</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HARES: Spewart Little and Facial Profiling</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HASH CASH: $10</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">PRELUBE: 630 pm</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">NOTES:<br /> Bring CRANIUM GEAR.<br /> Trail is A-Z with a separation distance of 1 mile.<br /> If you prefer to park at end, message Facial Profiling and he will send you end location.</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">CONVOCATION:<br /> Well you’ve fucked and you’ve sucked your way through one more year<br /> You’ve gained some and lost some, shed maybe a tear<br /> But alas worry not, for you have one last chance,<br /> To go out this year with a bang and a dance<br /> This chance is a trail, nay a MASQUERADE BALL<br /> Don party tux, sparkle dress, you gent, xe, or doll,<br /> And come to the last Charmed trail O’ 2023<br /> Ugh this poet fucking sucks, I’m just glad he’s not me.</div>America/New_York2023-12-29T19:30:00America/New_York2023-12-29T23:00:00en-USM8 @ 1399 South Sharp Street, Baltimore 212300https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-270-dc-full-moon-a-masquerade-ballfreeai1ec-1260@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #271 Fifth Anal Unleash the Choosy Birthday Trail

<p>Hares: Unleash the Furry and Choosy Moms Choose D*ck</p> <p>Prelube at Pariah Brewing.<br /> Circle / Parking outside Waverly brewing under I-83 two blocks away (the pariah parking lot gate will trap your car after 10pm).<br /> On-out at 7ishpm<br /> Running / Walking / Drinking<br /> $10<br /> Wear a Birthday Hat</p>America/New_York2024-01-05T18:00:00America/New_York2024-01-05T22:00:00en-USPariah Brewing @ 1700 Union Ave Ste D, Baltimore, MD 212110https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-271-fifth-anal-unleash-the-choosy-birthday-trailfreeai1ec-1263@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail 272 – Saturday Night Live Lay + 2024 Planning Meeting!

<div>WHAT: CCH3 Trail #272, followed by ye ol’ anal start-o-the-year planning meeting inside a bar</div> <div></div> <div>WHEN: Saturday JAN 13.</div> <div>pre-lube at 6 pm</div> <div>circle at 645 pm</div> <div>hares away at 7 pm.</div> <div></div> <div>WHERE: Speakeasy Saloon & Dining House, 2840 O’Donnell Street, 21224</div> <div><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/6ZDzTgKB8NjzJ8uP9" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/6ZDzTgKB8NjzJ8uP9&source=gmail&ust=1704995294528000&usg=AOvVaw0u4CLASEpuIeIjNFHai08W">https://maps.app.goo.gl/<wbr />6ZDzTgKB8NjzJ8uP9</a></div> <div></div> <div>HARES: Paint the Goat and Facial Profiling</div> <div></div> <div>HASH CASH: 10$</div> <div></div> <div>NOTES: Bring CRANIUM GEAR!</div> <div>Bring a ON-AFTER CLOTHES FOR BAR(s)!</div> <div>Trail features live hares dropping band-o-beeros!</div> <div>Don’t know what that means? Come to trail and find out!</div> <div>After (a modest) trail, we will partake in more of our holy beverage at Speakeasy and plan CCH3 events, weekends, and the etc. for 2024.</div> <div>Come with your ideas, come with your friends, come alone, come on the phone — we don’t care, so long as you come!</div>America/New_York2024-01-13T18:45:00America/New_York2024-01-13T22:45:00en-USSpeakeasy Saloon & Dining House @ 2840 O'Donnell Street, 212240https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-272-saturday-night-live-lay-2024-planning-meetingfreeai1ec-1273@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #273 – Another Live Trail

<p style="font-weight: 400;">WHAT: CCH3 Trail # 273</p> <p style="font-weight: 400;">WHEN: Friday 2/2, circle at 7pm & hare away at 7:15pm</p> <p style="font-weight: 400;">WHERE: Latrobe Park 1529 Fort Ave, Baltimore, MD 21230, <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/8SCmCysB6g8txpzE6" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/8SCmCysB6g8txpzE6&source=gmail&ust=1706982282012000&usg=AOvVaw1szFF7ZrLrbIHs2LjpLTf8">https://maps.app.goo.gl/8SCmCysB6g8txpzE6</a></p> <p style="font-weight: 400;">TRAIL NOTES: Runners/Walkers – 3 ish miles; 1/10 shiggy, Cost – $10</p> <p style="font-weight: 400;">Hare – Lickity Splitz (410) 493 – 4643</p> <p style="font-weight: 400;">Pre-lube City Limits Sports Bar</p>America/New_York2024-02-02T19:00:00America/New_York2024-02-02T22:30:00en-USLatrobe Park @ 1529 Fort Ave, Baltimore MS 212300https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-273-another-live-trailfreeai1ec-1268@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #274 – The “we’re really out here” trail

<p>What: Charm City Trail #274 The “We’re really out here” Trail</p> <p>Where: Windsor Mill Middle School; 8300 Windsor Mill Rd, Windsor Mill, MD 21244 — <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/De5EDVNcWiNRWRhB6">https://maps.app.goo.gl/De5EDVNcWiNRWRhB6</a></p> <p>Parking: Yes, @ b<span class="x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u" dir="auto">ack of the school…look for wankers</span></p> <p>When: Saturday, 2/10,  2pm</p> <p>Pre-lube event: Wheelchair Rugby (see attached flyer).  Lickitys friend is on the Maryland team (Mayhem) Games are at 10:30, 12:00</p> <p>Trail notes: A to A. Runners 3-5 miles shiggy 3/10 Walkers 3ish miles – shiggy 1/10 (If you know Lickity the shiggy level varies for runners)</p> <p>Cost $10 Beer, shots, orange food included</p> <p>Hares: Lickity Splits, Just Joe</p> <p>On after *Toms Sports Bar 9307 Liberty Road Randallstown MD</p> <p>*Open to change</p>America/New_York2024-02-10T14:00:00America/New_York2024-02-10T18:00:00en-USWindsor Mill Middle School @ 8300 Windsor Mill Rd, Windsor Mill, MD 212440https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-lickity-splitz-down-the-polefreeai1ec-1264@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #275 – We choo- choo- choose you

<p>CCH3 Trail #275: We choo- choo- choose you</p> <p>WHAT: CCH3 Trail #275</p> <p>WHERE: Union Square Park, 31 S Gilmore St, Baltimore MD 21223, <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/6ZcFEAakE7QrdFT86">https://maps.app.goo.gl/6ZcFEAakE7QrdFT86</a></p> <p>WHEN: Friday 2/16, circle up 7pm</p> <p>COST: $10</p> <p>HARES: Muffin Man, Just Dawn, G-Spotify</p> <p>TRAIL NOTES: Join us for Just Dawn’s virgin hare, and Muffin Man’s first for CCH3. Wear red, pink, or hearts as we make this garbage holiday fun. Trail is A-A’</p> <p> </p>America/New_York2024-02-16T19:00:00America/New_York2024-02-16T23:00:00en-USUnion Square Park @ 31 S Gilmore St, Baltimore MD 212230https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbdfreeai1ec-1281@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #276: Green Dress Run Prelube & bOnOnfire

<div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a"> <div dir="auto">CCH3 Trail #276: Green Dress Run Prelube & bOnOnfire</div> <div dir="auto">Friday 3/8/2024, 7:00pm</div> <div dir="auto">Hares: Bambi’s Bitch, My Big Fat Greek Orgy, and Just Jessica</div> <div dir="auto">Start Location: Huntingdon Avenue and W 31st Street, Hampden (around Remington Playground)</div> <div dir="auto"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xt0b8zv x1fey0fg" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmaps.app.goo.gl%2FiKxCUGAhyXezruEv8%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2Ts97dYgVdFabp2bB6D5HQeZdcUKNU3YIo2II2jAdKaQGWkaCWUyfFUCw&h=AT066l6PfBpbg9FmnF3i3cgmLPcBorzQn5LU102DAphvOuY68QiNDUBE2AeXslp8IVn-RodPuQPrgsgJclm9Ln0gUL90s153Na0zKSHBuW0QYunHO8ssHi4w6h7NNxALcA&__tn__=-UK-R&c[0]=AT0Brta0McGj9d9tCahALavfsqGW-zrVdi3xmbfo5sn7igxq8NzbqwE-FIzsEqgWAHnXGt-3cH4aKHHI47QdKzFvAxGnt2KAJqJLccISYefLlYxquJe65TJNd_1XAhxjq3hd2Pr_fF7rOB7FvLJbrjEv_tiLnR7ey6lKRSEt-SArvffMrWSQ4GUHHdF064fKKph_5W4b6dN9eeJ1EJ-hlng" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">https://maps.app.goo.gl/iKxCUGAhyXezruEv8</a></div> <div dir="auto">Hash Cash: $10</div> <div dir="auto">Trail Notes:</div> <div dir="auto">A-A’ (about 500ish feet around the corner)</div> <div dir="auto">mostly pavement but some shiggy, 4-6 miles runners and 2-3 miles walkers</div> <div dir="auto">1 BN, 1 SN</div> </div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a"> <div dir="auto">Shift your livers into high gear and carb-load with orange food for the 2024 BAH3 Green Dress Run prelube trail! MBFGO and Just Jessica’s virgin hare-ing should temper Bambi’s barmyness, but if you’re still apprehensive … there will be roast kielbasa! And s’mores and boozy hot chocolate n such around the fire!</div> <div dir="auto">Bring a camp chair for the bonfire on-after unless your tush is fine with sitting on rocks n logs.</div> <div dir="auto">Parking is free in the area after 5pm.</div> </div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a"> <div dir="auto">Pre-prelube: 6pm</div> <div dir="auto">R-House and 29th Street Tavern are both like a block away, figure it out idk</div> </div>America/New_York2024-03-08T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-276-green-dress-run-prelube-bononfirefree1ai1ec-1269@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #277 – Spewart Little and Facial Profiling

<p>WHAT: Charm Trail #277</p> <p>WHEN: Friday March 22 at 7 PM, on out at 730 PM.</p> <p>WHERE: Parkville Middle School @ 8711 Avondale Road, 21234<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/XSNGcufGCKfz2Xxk6</p> <p>HASH CASH: 10$</p> <p>THEME: Spring just started, ya’ll!!<br /> Dress like SPRING: a flower, a blade of grass, a green thing, a spring!</p> <p>HARES: Facial Profiling and Spewart Little</p> <p>TRAIL NOTES: A Friday night live lay!<br /> Charm has not been near this location for possibly half a decade. Maybe even longer? Why would you believe a hare?<br /> Hares promise >2.69 levels of shiggy.<br /> Catch the hares, steal their pants!<br /> Trail will be intoxicatingly fun! Or not! Up to you!<br /> Runners trail ~3.5 miles, walkers will be less!</p> <p>ON AFTER: Ye Olde Emerald Tavern @ 8300 Harford Road, 21234 (1 mile from start).<br /> It’s still March, so why not drink at ye olde Irish tavern?</p> <p>On-On!</p>America/New_York2024-03-22T19:00:00America/New_York2024-03-22T22:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-spewart-little-and-facial-profilingfreeai1ec-1279@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #278 – Spewart Little and Judge Prudy

<p>What: Charm Trail #278: Pleasant Friday <img decoding="async" class="an1" draggable="false" src="https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/15.0/1f430/32.png" alt="🐰" data-emoji="🐰" aria-label="🐰" /></p> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">When: Friday March 29th @ 7:00 pm</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Where: Montebello Elem/Middle School, 2040 E 32nd St, Baltimore, 21218</div> <div>Link: <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/xmh1AsoNzvsaMNZj8?g_st=ic" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/xmh1AsoNzvsaMNZj8?g_st%3Dic&source=gmail&ust=1711519142748000&usg=AOvVaw1wEKsakpVrjx5f23OQMy0k">https://maps.app.goo.gl/<wbr />xmh1AsoNzvsaMNZj8?g_st=ic</a></div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Hares: Spewie Little and Judge Prudy</div> <div dir="auto">Cost: 10 bunny whiskers, doll hares, rabbit’s feet</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Needs/wants/desires: Cranium light cuz it gets dark at night time.</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Runners: More than Walkers</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Walkers: Less than Runners</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Pavement level: Baltimore</div> <div dir="auto">Shiggy Level: Shmedium</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Trail- A-A</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Start your Easter weekend with a night hash around the greatest city in America with the greatest kennel in America, with a side of Canadia mixed in for good measure!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Cum dressed in your best bunny attire and earn a special treat!</div>America/New_York2024-03-29T19:00:00America/New_York2024-03-29T22:30:00en-USMontebello Elem/Middle School, 2040 E 32nd St, Baltimore, 21218 @ https://maps.app.goo.gl/xmh1AsoNzvsaMNZj8?g_st=ic0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-spewart-little-and-judge-prudyfreeai1ec-1271@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail # 279 – A Phone Named Gerbil

<div>WHAT: CCH3 Trail #279</div> <div></div> <div>WHEN: Saturday 4/20, pack away at 2 PM</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div>WHERE: Start location is <a href="https://w3w.co/wished.sake.slips" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://w3w.co/wished.sake.slips&source=gmail&ust=1713295865398000&usg=AOvVaw2a0CLpXfC6VeK2hP1XdFbK">https://w3w.co/wished.sake.<wbr />slips</a></div> <div>Approximate address: <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/UhmnrfhrETzF7Jtm8" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/UhmnrfhrETzF7Jtm8&source=gmail&ust=1713295865398000&usg=AOvVaw1UdVQjSWmLiarU_jB-hIse">4201 Hickory Ave, Baltimore 21211</a></div> <div>DO NOT PARK IN ANY APARTMENT PARKING LOTS!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div>HASH CASH: $10</div> <div></div> <div>HARES: A Phone Named Gerbil and Mystery Hare</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">PRE-LUBE: Approximately @ 4201 Hickory Ave — within walking distance of start, as early as 1pm.<br /> Contact hare Gerbil for entry.</div> <div></div> <div> <p>TRAIL NOTES: It’s a 4/20 trail through Hampden. Expect beer, shots, and opportunities to…partake. No idea about distance, dry bag likely not necessary, unless it’s raining. Food, beer, shenanigans, there’s a fair amount of street parking, and the Giant lot looks like it should be okay, but buyer beware. Don’t park in any apartment lots. Crash space available (in at least two homes) for those interested.</p> <div> <div> <div> <div id="m_1043589598308420123gmail-:1wr"> <table style="height: 5px;" role="presentation" width="5"> <tbody> <tr> <td></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div dir="auto">ON-AFTER: ATW80Lays’s apartment for her housewarming: Check the FB page for details!</div> <div>Bring a bottle of booze, some beer, or a houseplant you want dead for ATW80Lays’s new bar!<span style="color: #888888;"><br /> </span></div>America/New_York2024-04-20T14:00:00America/New_York2024-04-20T20:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-a-phone-named-gerbilfreeai1ec-1292@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #280 – G-Spotify and Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

<div dir="auto">WHAT: CCH3 Trail #280</div> <div dir="auto">**BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL**</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">WHEN: Saturday 4/27, pack away 2PMish</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">WHERE: Mobtown Brewing, 4015 Foster Ave, Baltimore, MD 21224</div> <div dir="auto"><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/VWPHnaGTCNq51usH8?g_st=ic">https://maps.app.goo.gl/VWPHnaGTCNq51usH8?g_st=ic</a></div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">HASH CASH: $10</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">HARES: G-Spotify and Jr Bacon Heaveburger</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">PRE-LUBE: Mobtown</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">TRAIL NOTES: Cum for all the best that Baltimore has to offer – beer (BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL), abandoned cars, dramatic shifts in neighborhood affluence, maybe a couple dead animals. Dogs are welcome!</div>America/New_York2024-04-27T14:00:00America/New_York2024-04-27T17:30:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-g-spotify-and-jr-bacon-heaveburgerfreeai1ec-1294@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #281 – Preakness Prelube Bar Crawl!!! — Lickity Splitz Down the Pole & DADS !! — 7 pm @ Speakeasy Saloon

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">It’s time for Preakness! We will lubricate our spirits and livers in Canton! Join us for a few or all of the bars!*</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Wear your fanciest hats and preakness outfits**! If you want advice on where to get a fancy hat or want one to borrow contact the hare.</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Cost: Pay as you go, no money will be collected by the hares.</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Hares: Lickity Splitz Down the Pole and DADS</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">7pm – Speakeasy Saloon<br class="html-br" />8pm – The Worthington<br class="html-br" />8:45pm – Cowboy Row Saloon<br class="html-br" />9:30pm – Claddagh Pub<br class="html-br" />10:15pm – Southern Provisions<br class="html-br" />11:00pm – El Bufalo Tequila Bar</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">*Times and bars may vary. We may try to go to Vaccaros at some point because Lickity loves sweets. If you have a favorite bar we are missing or want to change times let the hares know.</div>America/New_York2024-05-17T18:30:00America/New_York2024-05-17T23:45:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/preakness-prelube-bar-crawl-hare-positions-openfreeai1ec-1295@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #282: PHHHREAKNESS GiddyUp Trail — Don’t Have One & Facial Profiling @ 3 pm @ Baja Tap — BRING ID ON TRAIL

<div> <div> <div dir="auto">WHAT: CCH3 Trail #282</div> </div> <div dir="auto">Another **BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL** trail!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">WHEN: Saturday 5/18, pack away 3 PM-ish</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">WHERE: Baja Tap @ 901 S Bond Street, 21231</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto"><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/wiDCNGcrc3MXWy5n6" rel="noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/wiDCNGcrc3MXWy5n6</a></div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">HASH CASH: $10</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">HARES: Don’t Have One & Facial Profiling<br /> Bring your A-game, steal their pants!</div> <div>DHO & Facial have shamelessly stolen G-Spotify & Jr.B Heaveburger’s BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL idea. sorrynotsorry!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">PRE-LUBE: Baja Tap starting at 2:30 PM</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">TRAIL NOTES:</div> <div dir="auto">Well, it’s time to GIDDY-THE-HASH-UP, dear wankers and half-minds!</div> <div dir="auto">While Preakness Stakes will be happening at Pimlico, PHHHREAKNESS Stakes is happening in Fells Point!<br /> BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL for this hobby-horse-filled, riding-crop approved, LIVE HARE AFFAIR.</div> <div dir="auto">“Hobby-horses” provided by the hares, bring your own other PHHHREAKNESS Stakes attire and implements:<br /> Hats, tweed jackets, dresses, cigars, bowties, and running shoes — bring your best horse and pony show down to one of America’s oldest drinking neighborhoods!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> </div> <div dir="auto">On after at Abbey Burger Bistro Fells: 811 S Broadway, Baltimore<br /> <a href="https://www.abbeyburger.com/" rel="noreferrer">https://www.abbeyburger.com/</a></div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">On AFTER AFTER is a comedy show at The Port Comedy Club @ 813 S Broadway, Baltimore<br /> <a href="https://portcomedy.com/calendar/" rel="noreferrer">https://portcomedy.com/calendar/</a></div> <div dir="auto">Purchase your own comedy club tickets *FOR THE 5/18 @ 930 PM SHOW* here:<br /> <a href="https://wl.seetickets.us/event/vladimir-caamano/592767?afflky=ThePortComedyClub" rel="noreferrer">https://wl.seetickets.us/event/vladimir-caamano/592767?afflky=ThePortComedyClub</a></div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div>Need a place to crash? Stumble on over to the Admiral Fell Inn:<br /> <a href="https://www.admiralfell.com/">https://www.admiralfell.com/</a></div> <div></div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">on-giddy-up-on!</div>America/New_York2024-05-18T15:00:00America/New_York2024-05-18T20:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/preakness-giddyup-trail-bitch-pleaser-facial-profilingfreeai1ec-1303@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #283 — G-Spotify, Bambi’s Bitch, My Big Fat Greek Orgy — TDH Trail !!

<p>WHAT: CCH3 Trail #283</p> <p>WHY: Tour De Hash!!</p> <p>WHEN: Friday Jun 7th, pre-lube at 7pm, on-out around 8pm *note later time than usual*</p> <p>WHERE: Charm City Meadworks, 400 E Biddle St, Baltimore, MD 21202</p> <p>WHO: My Big Fat Greek Orgy, G-Spotify, Bambi’s Bitch</p> <p>HOW: A-A, EXPECT SHIGGY, no water crossings, but bring a cranium lamp. 2.5ish mi walkers/4.5ish mi runners.</p>America/New_York2024-06-07T19:00:00America/New_York2024-06-07T23:45:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-g-spotify-and-my-big-fat-greek-orgy-tdh-trailfreeai1ec-1305@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #284–284 – My Big Fat Greek Birthday

<p>What: CCH3 Trail #284 – My Big Fat Greek Birthday</p> <p>Hares: My Big Fat Greek Orgy, Just Holly, Bambi’s Bitch</p> <p>Prelube: Venice Tavern, 1018 Eastern Ave, Baltimore, MD 21202</p> <p>Start: Back of the casa de Just Holly, 1209 Gough Street, Baltimore, MD 21202</p> <p>When: Saturday, June 29th @3pm</p> <p>How much: $10 Hash Cash</p> <p>Trail: A-A, 2mi walker, 4mi runners. A classic pavement pounder designed to give you just enough trail you don’t complain. All I want for my birthday is to spend time with all you wankers so walker’s trail will be done EWH3 style with a walker hare. Bring ID and cash for bonus bar and bakery stops.</p> <p>On After: My 3rd floor ballroom will be open for dancing, might even have live music. There will be pizza and cake!</p>America/New_York2024-06-29T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-my-big-fat-greek-orgyfree1ai1ec-1306@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #285–Seven 7-Elevens Trail–Lickity Splitz Down the Pole and Just Mike

<div dir="auto">Welcum to the first Charm City 7-11 trail!!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">What: This is an event that occurs around the world!! We will start at 7:11pm at 7-Eleven. Trail will go to 7 7-Elevens, we will drink at each. Trail length is estimated to be 4 miles. (We think). One trail to rule them all.</p> </div> <div dir="auto">Where: start 1020 Park Ave Baltimore Md 21201</div> <div dir="auto"> Hares: Just Mike and Lickity Splitz Down the Pole</div> <div dir="auto"> Cost: 10 doll hares – pay at start</div> <div dir="auto"> Trail is A to A</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Overachiever challenge: Wisest Wizard challenge – tape your empty beers to form a wizard staff. The wisest wizard wins a prize!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Transportation: State center station is about 4 blocks away, several garages and street parking around</div>America/New_York2024-07-11T18:45:00America/New_York2024-07-11T23:45:00en-US1020 Park Ave Baltimore Md 212010https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-seven-7-elevens-g-spotify-facial-profiling-and-just-mikefreeai1ec-1307@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #286 — Paint the Goat and Just Dawn

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">WHAT: CCH3 Trail #286</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHEN: Friday, July 19, on-out 7pm ish</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">COST: $10</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHERE: 5700 Rockspring Road, Baltimore, MD 21209, <a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1sur9pj xkrqix3 x1fey0fg" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/S4Cu2hLeUYrMESxC9?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1x-u3-2ism2rhRSfV8zDcoZ4OmKcIWybTf0H2fPtfkZOES2gb-JZVGBjM_aem_Mn3H1zdsXixK-xMeCWtvHA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/S4Cu2hLeUYrMESxC9…</a></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HARES: Just Dawn and Paint the Goat</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">NOTES: Mild shiggy, bring bug spray and a headlamp. 3.5 for walkers, 5.5 for runners.<br class="html-br" />Pre-lube: Mt Washington Abbey Burger</div>America/New_York2024-07-19T19:00:00America/New_York2024-07-19T22:30:00en-USJust Dawn's House @ 5700 Rockspring Road, Baltimore, MD 212090https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-paint-the-goat-and-just-dawnfreeai1ec-1322@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #287 – Celebrate AUGtober Fest

<p>What: CCH3 Trail #287 – Celebrate AUGtoberfest</p> <p>When: Saturday Augtober 3rd at 2pm</p> <p>Where: 2801 St Lo Dr, Baltimore, MD 21213<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/7skb3BGabRBmnaov8</p> <p>Hares: Colostomy shag, just Aubrey, and maybe a mystery hare</p> <p>Trail notes:<br /> 5 mile runner<br /> 4 mile walker</p> <p>Strap on your lederhosen, the hares have been toiling all week to ensure that there will be clearly marked trails, condemned houses, abandoned cars, beers, shots, sauerkraut, and enough black forest hamms for everyone at end circle. Bring cash on trail – both runner and walker route will go past a snow cone stand. Wear shiggy socks and make sure your tetanus shot is up to date.</p>America/New_York2024-08-03T14:00:00America/New_York2024-08-03T17:30:00en-US2801 St Lo Dr, Baltimore, MD 212130https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-287-colostomy-shagfreeai1ec-1329@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #288 — Who said light night shiggy?

<div>What: CCH3 Trail #288 — Who said light night shiggy?<br /> Also, BRING CASH.</div> <div></div> <div>When: Friday August 23 at 730 PM</div> <div></div> <div>Where: Moravia Park Elementary School</div> <div>6201 Frankford Ave, Balmer Hon</div> <div>Link: <a spellcheck="false" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q7GHxQqdasGJMDFk9">https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q7GHxQqdasGJMDFk9</a></div> <div></div> <div>Hares: Spewy Facial</div> <div></div> <div>Trail notes: BRING A HEADLIGHT</div> <div>BRING CASH FOR PRELUBE & ON AFTER</div> <div>Runners 4 miles</div> <div>Walkers less</div> <div></div> <div>Cost: 10$</div> <div></div> <div>Will there be beer-DOH!-leeros?</div> <div></div> <div>Pre-lube @ 630 PM:<br /> Red Rooster — **A CASH ONLY BAR**</div> <div>6412 Frankford Ave</div> <div>Link: <a spellcheck="false" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/AnoVXFZSs13bUdQh9">https://maps.app.goo.gl/AnoVXFZSs13bUdQh9</a></div> <div>6 minute walk from start</div> <div>CASH ONLY BAR</p> <p>On-After: Same as Pre-lube.</p></div>America/New_York2024-08-23T19:30:00America/New_York2024-08-24T00:15:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-288-who-said-light-night-shiggyfreeai1ec-1331@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #289 – Miles Ze Dong, Twincest is Best, & Udderly Vanilla

<p>WHAT: CCH3 Trail #288, Miles Never Forget Trail</p> <p>WHEN: Wednesday, 9/11, 7pm</p> <p>WHERE: A-A, Checkerspot Brewing, 1421 Ridgely Street, Baltimore MD 21230, https://maps.app.goo.gl/6UGVhQriiSJb218M8</p> <p>WHO: Hares – Miles Ze Dong, Twincest Is Best, Udderly Vanilla</p> <p>COST: $10</p> <p>Trail notes: Short trail, expect very little, thus trail is principally to see and remind Miles Ze Dong of why MD area hashes are the best. Expect garbage-tier effort. The hares want to emphasize that this will not meet the typical threshold expected for an Udderly/Twincest effort. You’ll be getting our D game. The point is Miles. You won’t get to see her at another trail (most likely) while she’s in town.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p>America/New_York2024-09-11T19:00:00America/New_York2024-09-11T23:00:00en-USCheckerspot Brewing @ 1421 Ridgely St, Baltimore, MD 212300https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-udderly-vanilla-and-miles-ze-dongfreeai1ec-1327@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 # 290 – Breakfast Booby Trap and Facial Profiling

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">WHAT: Trail #290 – A Dragon’s Tale!</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHEN: Saturday September 21 @ 2 PM</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHERE:<br class="html-br" />Start location:<br class="html-br" />2616 Hudson Street<br class="html-br" />Specifically: 39.281894, -76.579071<br class="html-br" /><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1sur9pj xkrqix3 x1fey0fg" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fgoo.gl%2Fmaps%2F1nFJyHpg9Xfpgoj48%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR0sU6rsHOuVaYas7LwJe4byCMhI6BlDJjojUWD9lNvkbmbDQV_IcMj8ztU_aem_j-0VZpW3Fw7lLZg4GJTfgw&h=AT2utr_hVW4EuL81iub1qo9jCKzim6s4TEjjtp78LbiVreI7E_5lgSVYNvSKRnSKX3O6QJIrs2-SU8F0Olil10tEZyYBF1hrO4aZc3b03cnIJQsSSmjOGvJ1mnvM98iF7g&__tn__=q&c[0]=AT05LWfrzB5rtOPWz_Ei1P2PcFoTgXu4Hti1euINj9tJODl32P37if9wcisKrKQYy9SkxLwL-n4VbGrVuJ5ZJDBndazz2dUBv1tnmsRnK0bhxXvAOY19xVrAFxYec95dQAtSzoFsdr3c21TWfprLBvPiQoImTPYD9azZbcPFmAfOflaq_Gt2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://goo.gl/maps/1nFJyHpg9Xfpgoj48</a></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Prelube: Hudson Street Stackhouse</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HASH CASH: 10$</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HARES: Breakfast bOOby Trap, Facial Profiling</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">THEME: DRAGONS! Get out your dragon and dragon slaying costumes! It’s time to get medieval on some dragon tails!</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">NOTES:<br class="html-br" />• Fighting Dragons is messy business, wear something you don’t mind getting dirty!<br class="html-br" />• Dragons eat dogs and small children, leave them at home for this trail.<br class="html-br" />• A-A’. Shiggy level 0.69. It takes time to slay the dragon, so leave your afternoon open and expect a trail of 4.5-5miles walkers, 6-7 miles+runners.</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">ON-AFTER: ROOFTOP fudz @ 818 S Port Street (weather depending)</div>America/New_York2024-09-21T14:00:00America/New_York2024-09-21T18:00:00en-US2616 Hudson Street, Baltimore MD 212240https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-breakfast-booby-club-and-facial-profilingfreeai1ec-1320@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #291 – Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail

<p>What: CCH3 Trail #291 – Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail</p> <p>When: Saturday, September 28 at 1pm</p> <p>Where: 4225 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, MD 21211 (ATW’s place, aka Camelot). Street parking is available</p> <p>Hash Cash: $10</p> <p>Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays and A Phone Named Gerbil</p> <p>Notes: Turkey: 3ish miles, eagle: 6ish miles. One beer check and one shot check for all. Bring your mount (hobby horse or coconut shells). Dress for a holy quest, bring a dry bag and cranium gear. Dogs are ok on trail, but not at the on after. On after at ATW’s place</p>America/New_York2024-09-28T13:00:00America/New_York2024-09-28T17:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-around-the-world-in-80-lays-and-a-phone-name-gerbilfreeai1ec-1330@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #292: Just Ross and Facial Profiling

<div dir="auto">WHAT: CCH3 Trail #292 – What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse</div> <div>*** BRING CRANIUM GEAR !!! ***</div> <div dir="auto">Come on out for Just Ross’s VIRGIN LAY!!!</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">WHEN: Friday, October 4th, 7pm</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">WHERE: 1213 67th St, Baltimore, MD 21237</div> <div><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/4zvfRRvJokDBZqN58">Google Link</a></div> <div dir="auto">See ya in the parking lot</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Hash Cash: $10</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">HARES: Just Ross and Facial Profiling</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto"></div>America/New_York2024-10-04T19:00:00America/New_York2024-10-04T23:45:00en-US1213 67th St, Baltimore, MD 212370https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-just-ross-and-facial-profilingfreeai1ec-1336@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #293 That other city within 695 trail

<p>That other city within 695 trail</p> <p>Start: Towson Manor Park <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/Jx6X94c41b3Qm3g47?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR2EZA1NhXhevDr0lofKfo6R09R4wZNSxRPu5pmF0LL1ColpWW8atI9UuIw_aem_VynIE8KjUNMGpD2mTR8cCg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">https://maps.app.goo.gl/Jx6X94c41b3Qm3g47?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy</a></span></p> <p>When: 10/18/24 @ unpromptly 7pm</p> <p>A longer trail</p> <p>A shorter trail</p> <p>Bring an ID, a vassal, a headlamp</p> <p>Minimal shiggy (really)</p> <p>Hare: Spewart Little Cost: 1000 pennies</p>America/New_York2024-10-18T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewart-and-friend-2free1ai1ec-1334@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Halloween Trail #294 Junior Bacon Heaveburger and All Chocked Up

<div>WHAT: CCH3 Trail #294: The “All Choked Up On a Junior Bacon Heaveburger” Trail & Halloween After Party!</div> <div></div> <div>WHEN: Saturday 26 OCTOBER at 4 pm.</div> <div></div> <div>WHERE: Conway Street Park @ 601 W Conway Street</div> <div><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/kQQqbEZBCzk8HUwW8" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://maps.app.goo.gl/kQQqbEZBCzk8HUwW8&source=gmail&ust=1729838505850000&usg=AOvVaw2sg9rCsDYGOsrWuMsMuS_5">Google Link-ity-Link</a></div> <div></div> <div>PRELUBE at Pickle’s Pub starts at 3 pm</div> <div></div> <div>HASH CASH: $10</div> <div></div> <div>HARES: Junior Bacon Heaveburger and All Choked Up</div> <div></div> <div>NOTES: Join Junior Bacon Heaveburger and All Choked Up for a sh*tty trail followed by an absolute banger of a Halloween party.</div> <div>On-after: Choke’s house</div> <div>Plan on hanging in the backyard and roasting things over the fire pit. Space available to change into your costume if you are too much of a p*ssy to wear one on trail.</div> <div>RSVP so we can get a decent head count. Who said head?</div> <div> <div class="gmail_signature" dir="ltr" data-smartmail="gmail_signature"> <div></div> <div></div> <div>On-On!</div> </div> </div>America/New_York2024-10-26T16:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-halloween-trail-tbd-heaveburgerfree1ai1ec-1335@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #295 The ELEVEn-7 trail!

<p>When:<br /> Thursday!</p> <p>Thursday!</p> <p>Thursday!</p> <p>11/7/24 @ 7:11pm</p> <p>Come hash with us as we get drunk on slurpees, hot dogs, and maybe some beer!</p> <p>Bring a form of payment on trail!</p> <p>A small, 12oz trail</p> <p>A large, 28oz trail</p> <p>Cost: $TEn</p> <p>Where: 1020 Park Ave, Baltimore, MD 21201</p> <p>Hares: Spewart Little, Lickity Splits Down The Pole, Possible Mystery Hare</p>America/New_York2024-11-07T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewart-and-friendfree1ai1ec-1353@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #296-My Big Fat Greek Househotting

<p>What: CCH3 Trail #296 – My Big Fat Greek Househotting</p> <p>When: Friday, November 15 @7pm</p> <p>Will you be caught like a deer in the headlights or make it to the legendary Greek Orgy Club? How many virgins will be sacrificed? Cum to trail and find out.</p> <p>Hares: My Big Fat Greek Orgy, Bambi’s Bitch, and 3 Virgin Hares! (Cum Scene Investigator, Just Sam, and Just Steven)</p> <p>Where: Charm City Meadworks – 400 E Biddle St, Baltimore, MD 21202</p> <p><a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://maps.app.goo.gl/79qoCjJEWrrp4f5k9%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;source%3Deditors%26amp;ust%3D1731377234779329%26amp;usg%3DAOvVaw3eCAn-VVJujqpSyU-w_C-o&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1731377234785758&usg=AOvVaw2odrPCEz1_KzL_6Asi95OB">https://maps.app.goo.gl/79qoCjJEWrrp4f5k9</a></p> <p>Hash Cash: $10</p> <p>Notes: Pavement pounder. Walkers 2ish miles, Runners 4ish miles, and a Penguin trail to the On-After. Bring a cranium lamp, vessel, and investigator skills 🔍</p>America/New_York2024-11-15T19:00:00en-USCharm City Mead Works @ 400 E Biddle St, Baltimore, MD 212020https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-my-big-fat-greek-orgy-and-bambis-bitchfree1ai1ec-1340@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #297- Mystery Trail

<p>November 22nd – 7peem<br /> Hares: Lickity Splitz and Diddler on the Roof<br /> Cost: 10 dollhares</p> <p>Start:<br /> Western School of Technology<br /> 100 Kenwood Ave<br /> Catonsville, MD 21228</p> <p>Post-Lube<br /> GL Shacks</p> <p>Walkers: 2-3 miles<br /> Runners: 3-4 miles?<br /> Shiggy- 3 screams<br /> Theme – when you hit “coming” on the FB page Lickity will send you theme information. Not on Facebook, send us an email!</p>America/New_York2024-11-22T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-lickity-splitz-down-the-pole-2free1ai1ec-1341@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail # 300 – 12 Bars of XMAS Trail – Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">WHAT: Charm City H3 Annual 12 Bars of XMas Bar Crawl 2024</div> <div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">WHEN: 7 December 2024, starting at 1 PM</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">START: M8 Beer<br class="html-br" />1399 S. Sharp Street, Baltimore 21230</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">END: 2 am or sooner, somewhere in Federal Hill / Riverside / Locust Point area, Baltimore</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HARES: Lickity Splits Down the Pole, Facial Profiling</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">COST: $50<br class="html-br" />Includes FUN NEW CCH3 Hoodie and Dinner!</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">You must rego so we have a head (!?) count and so we know what hoodie size you want!</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HASH REGO: <a href="https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-xmas-bar-crawl-2024-2024">https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12-bars-of-xmas-bar-crawl-2024-2024</a></div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">THEME: Santa’s North Pole XXXMas Toy Factory – “Misfits, Knock Offs, and Gently Used” Edition.</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">What XXXMas Toy will you be???</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">TRAIL NOTES: <br class="html-br" />WELL WELL WELL — Congratulations! <br class="html-br" />After 11 months of your solidly bad decisions, Charm City H3 welcomes you to round out the year with one more! <br class="html-br" />We will host our Annual and Legendary 12 Bars of XMas Bar Crawl on Saturday DEC 7 starting at 1 pm!<br class="html-br" />It is time to welcome the New Incumming MisManagement, drink, stroll, snuggle for warmth, stroll some more, and be generally JOLLY!<br class="html-br" />As usual, we will start early and your hares will take you to A DOZEN BARS in one (a)rousing day!<br class="html-br" />There will be toys, drinks, dinner, more drinks, costumes, and, well, the joy of your fellow wankers and wankettes. <br class="html-br" />Oh, and A DOZEN BARS.</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">DO: Come early, come often, wear a costume, bring MALORT, book a hotel or find crash space or arrange a safe way to get home!<br class="html-br" />DO NOT: Touch people without consent, make bad vehicle decisions after making bad drinking decisions.</div> <div></div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">One hotel option: Courtyard Baltimore Downtown/McHenry Row</div> <div><a href="https://www.marriott.com/en-us/hotels/bwics-courtyard-baltimore-downtown-mchenry-row/overview/">https://www.marriott.com/en-us/hotels/bwics-courtyard-baltimore-downtown-mchenry-row/overview/</a></div> <div></div>America/New_York2024-12-07T13:00:00America/New_York2024-12-07T23:30:00en-USM8 Beer @ 1399 S. Sharp Street0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-lickity-splitz-down-the-pole-3freeai1ec-1369@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #298- Nighthare Before Christmas – A Full Moon trail

<p>WHAT: CCH3 #298- Nighthare Before Christmas – A Full Moon trail</p> <p>WHEN: Friday the 13th @8pm (later start time!)</p> <p>WHERE: Canton Waterfront Park</p> <p>https://maps.app.goo.gl/PAscsXfSu8nq7Vid7?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy</p> <p>HASH CASH: $11</p> <p>HARES: G-Spotify & Spewart Little</p> <p>NOTES: It’s at night, there will be a couple hares, and it is before Christmas. Trail is A-A. Dogs on a leash should be fine. Probably best to park on Boston Street. Bring a headlamp!</p> <p>Pre-Lube: Lighthouse Tavern</p> <p>On-After: Claddagh Pub</p>America/New_York2024-12-13T20:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-full-moon-trail-lickity-down-the-pole-and-spewart-littlefree1ai1ec-1376@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #299-Lickitys Sometimes Anal Miracle on 34th street trail

<p>What: Lickitys Sometimes Anal Miracle on 34th street trail</p> <p>When: Saturday December 21st 2024<br /> 7 pee emmm</p> <p>Hares: Lickity Splitz Down The Pole</p> <p>Prelube: Nepenthe Brewery</p> <p>Afterlube: Bluebird Cocktail room</p> <p>Start:<br /> Roosevelt Recreation Center<br /> 1221 W 36th St, Baltimore, MD 21211</p> <p>Cost: $10</p> <p>Runners and Walkers – 2- 3 ish miles<br /> A-A – 1 trail cuz the hare is cold<br /> 1/10 screams – if you see a rat</p> <p>Here comes hashers, here comes hashers<br /> Right down 34th Streeeet<br /> Lickity and all the wankers<br /> Runnin on all their feeeeet<br /> Beers are jingling, hashers are singin<br /> We’re all drunk and bright<br /> Hang your dry socks and say your hymns<br /> ‘Cause here we cum Saturday night!<br /> (Parody borrowed from Facials write up a few years ago ha)</p> <p>Bring your cranium lamp!<br /> Bring a picture gathering device and vessel to drink WATER on 34th street</p>America/New_York2024-12-21T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-299-lickity-down-the-polefree1ai1ec-1365@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #301: Annual Choosy & Furry Birthday Trail

<div>CCH3 Trail #301: Annual Choosy & Furry Birthday Trail</div> <div dir="auto"> Get ready for the trail of the year (at least until next week) as we celebrate the birthdays of our very own Choosy and Furry! This legendary romp through Baltimore’s SoBo waterfront promises adventure, beer, and enough mud to make your laundry hate you.</div> <div dir="auto"> Details Date: Friday, January 3, 2025</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Prelube: City Limits at 6:00 PM (1700 E Fort Ave, Baltimore, MD 21230)</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Trail Time: 7:00 PM</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Start Location: Circle is at Francis Scott Key Elementary School</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Hares: Choosy Moms, G-Spotify, and Paint the Goat</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">What to Expect Trail: Runners and walkers rejoice! Both trails will take you through new and exciting parts of Under Armour City and the SoBo waterfront. Hip-deep mud is guaranteed, so consider it a spa treatment for your legs. Beer Checks: 2x Refuel and regroup with cold beverages to keep the shenanigans flowing. There’s probably also bourbon somewhere.</div> <div dir="auto"> Circle: Celebrate Choosy and Furry with songs, stories, and down-downs worthy of a birthday bash.</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">On-After: Barracudas (1230 E Fort Ave, Baltimore, MD 21230) – a perfect spot to keep the party rolling. Parking: Park at Francis Scott Key Elementary School (1425 E Fort Ave, Baltimore, MD 21230) and hoof it to the fun. No Security: We’re going to explore the Penninsula without any awkward runs in with UA private security this time. Not that they’ve ever really stopped us before……</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">What to Bring A cranium lamp (it’s dark, and you’re adventurous, not reckless). Dry socks and shoes (because mud). A vessel for drinks (hydration = important).</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Hash cash ($10).</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto">Birthday cheer and your loudest singing voice. Questions? Reach out to one of the hares or check the listserve/Facebook.</div> <div dir="auto"></div> <div dir="auto"> On-on! 🎉🍺🎂</div>America/New_York2025-01-03T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewart-littlefree1ai1ec-1389@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #302 Remember your mama trail

<p>CCH3 Trail #301</p> <p>1/10/25  7pm, not sharp</p> <p>Nacho Trail Remembrance Trail</p> <p>“All good things must come to an end” -Ancient, sombrero wearing beer logo</p> <p>The delicious, titan of industry, Nacho Mama’s is closing this week. Sad face. Join us for a romp around Baltimore celebrating $40 old car parts filled with liquor!</p> <p>Start: Saint Casimir’s Park <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmaps.app.goo.gl%2F64CjrWfxZZHL3o588%3Fg_st%3Dcom.google.maps.preview.copy%26fbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3KRqBTm9vBCqszJ9YWhTLr9MqENDxCWjdcMuHvelZCHgiiaETqMP8gQrk_aem_G9f9B4O68Qxs5wY84xKEvA&h=AT3sjgbjcXK-JpC6OgyzwUNkuoiYMPEs8RQO7YkU3DcNgOcPYZkA7RaSuAokoeoipRUIjzp0K-TW8LPxLuwDzJ2GKbQyNyNqE9c7OOzK-Ek9eMzgo0hzLhXOGbOo6A_2SVCj4A8n" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/64CjrWfxZZHL3o588?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy</a></span></p> <p>Cost: 203 pesos ($10)</p> <p>A pavement pounder with some grassy spots.</p> <p>Pre-lube: Nacho Mama’s Canton <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/Z8BkFGj2pZT6TM1FA?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR2DduXQvyMRwI7-oUao4a2PhXUE7_7YvPlcDzQu1Mwcic96nCI_G0A2mUA_aem_7_E7skYCBilntqkLpKuymA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/Z8BkFGj2pZT6TM1FA?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy</a></span></p> <p>Hare: Spewart Little</p>America/New_York2025-01-10T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-remember-your-mama-trailfree1ai1ec-1366@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #303 Just Mart Virgin Trail

<p>CCH3 #303</p> <p>1/24/25 @ 6:69pm</p> <p>Just Mart’s Virgin Hare Trail!!!</p> <p>Join us for a classic, cold, drunk, charm city trail!!</p> <p>Start: Roosevelt Park<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/G2ciEYLw3nxSgajw6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy</p> <p>Trail: A-A, urban shiggy likely</p> <p>Cost: 10 doll hairs</p> <p>Hares: Just Mart, Spewart Little</p> <p>Pre-lube: Nepenthe Brewing</p>America/New_York2025-01-24T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewart-little-just-markfree1ai1ec-1382@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #304- “I’m Just Happi to Be Here” Darkside Bar Crawl

<p>!!!!! Start is at new location, please see below!!!!!</p> <p>When: Saturday, February 1st at 7PM</p> <p>Where: Fadensonnen, 3 W 23rd St, Baltimore, MD 21218.</p> <p>Hash Cash: $0, pay your own way</p> <p>Hares: Saturday and Orgy</p> <p>Cum on out for an Okinawa H3 special, the darkside (aka new moon) pub crawl! Wear your happi and imagine you’re on that lovely tropical island instead of freezing your ass off with us in the snow. Bring your favorite hash note to sing because there will be short, bar-to-bar trail with song checks. Don’t dress warmly because who needs fingers and toes when you have beer?? (And if anyone shows in a genuine kariyushi shirt under all those layers, Saturday will buy you a shot!) Don’t forget your IDs and leave the hash hounds/kiddos at home for this one.</p>America/New_York2025-02-01T19:00:00America/New_York2025-02-02T00:45:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-orgy-bar-crawlfreeai1ec-1384@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #305 –do svidaniya Felicity Shagwell

<p>What: CCH3 Trail #305 –do svidaniya<br /> Felicity Shagwell </p> <p>When: Friday, February 7th at 7:00pm</p> <p>Comrades! Felicity Shaggwell is leaving her home and we must honor her! Leave the comfort of your warm homes and embrace the wild trails! Bring your gear and clothes that reminds you of mother Russia. Join us as we hash thru the tundra of north Baltimore. No coward will be left behind; we run together, we drink together, and we conquer together. Don’t be weak, don’t be sober. Your comrades await! </p> <p>Where: 738 E Lake Ave, Baltimore 21212 Street Parking</p> <p>Hares: Felicity Shagwell, G-Spotify, Choosy Mom Choose Dicks, Spewart Little. </p> <p>Hash Cash: $1000 Russian Ruble ($10 USA dollars)</p> <p>Notes: The theme is old Soviet Russia, so wear something red. Dogs ok on trail but please don’t bring them inside. Bring a cranium light. </p>America/New_York2025-02-07T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-felicity-shagwell-and-friendsfree1ai1ec-1373@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #306: Post Valentine’s Day Onesie Hash!!

<p>CCH3 trail #306</p> <p>Saturday! </p> <p>Saturday!</p> <p>Saturday!</p> <p>2/15/25 @ 1pm</p> <p>Post Valentine’s Day Onesie Hash!!</p> <p>Wear your favorite onesie on a trail through some lovable spots in the City of Charms!!</p> <p>Start: https://maps.app.goo.gl/XJeRjRjLaCteW1qU8?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy</p> <p>Trail: A-A</p> <p>Cost: 10 doll hairs</p> <p>Hares: Spewart Little, I Kock a Lot</p> <p>Pre-lube: Duda’s Tavern (Opens at 11am)</p>America/New_York2025-02-15T13:00:00en-USTrail0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewart-little-and-cock-a-lotfree1ai1ec-1394@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail # 307: Dr. Greek Will See You Now…

<div class="xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs">CCH3 Trail #307: Dr. Greek Will See You Now…</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">When: Friday, February 21st<br class="html-br" />Prelube @ 6pm: Ministry of Brewing (1900 E Lombard St, Baltimore, MD 21231)<br class="html-br" />Start @ 7pm: Betty Hyatt Community Playground (1724 E Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD 21231)<br class="html-br" />Trail: A-A, very short, one trail to rule them all.<br class="html-br" />Cost: $10<br class="html-br" />Hare: (Dr.) My Big Fat Greek Orgy</div> <div class="x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Looking for a doctor to answer your problems? Greek Orgy has finally joined the ranks of the amazingly well-educated Charm City H3 Pretty Huge Dick (PhD) club (Dr. Dick, Dr. Profiling, Dr. Whore, Dr. G, Dr. Please, Dr. Hands, etc.). Ask Dr. Greek and you’ll likely get a prescription for beer, or water if you’re doing really badly. Don your nerdiest attire for this dizzying trail to learn how to balance hashing with science. Safety (third) glasses will be provided if you don’t have your own. Learning is key–there may even be a pop quiz with prizes at the end!</div>America/New_York2025-02-21T19:00:00America/New_York2025-02-21T23:45:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-phdone-dr-greek-will-see-you-nowfreeai1ec-1408@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #308: Finding Dory

<p>CCH3 Trail #308: Finding Dory</p> <p>When: Friday, March 7th<br /> Prelube @ 6pm: Snake Hill (418 S Clinton St, Baltimore, MD 21224)</p> <p>Start @ 7pm: 3223 E Pratt St, Baltimore, MD 21224</p> <p>Trail: A-A or A-B or A-A prime, 2-4 miles, just enough to welcome our Hashers back</p> <p>Cost: $10</p> <p>Hare: Fish Eye, Old Forgetful, Verbal Diarrhea, Front Load Her, Judge Prudy</p> <p>Two of our favorite hares have finally moved home, Old Forgetful and Fish Eye. So like our favorite forgetful fish Dory, we will try to make things work before half-assing and guessing the rest of the trail. We are in the city so this will be an almost zero shiggy trail but the drinks will be good. Come dressed in either your favorite Hawaiian gear (so we can give them one last glimpse of what they had) or your favorite Maryland attire (so they can realize how great it is to be back home). There will be Hawaiian and Maryland food and drinks at VDs house afterwards.</p>America/New_York2025-03-07T19:00:00en-USTrail0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-verbal-diarrhea-and-friendsfree1ai1ec-1399@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail # 309: Green Dress Prelube Run and Full Moon

<p>When:<br /> Friday March 14th at 7pm</p> <p>Trail:<br /> A to A<br /> College Park Metro Station<br /> 4931 Calvert Road & 7202 Bowdoin Avenue</p> <p>Runners – 5ish miles<br /> Walkers – 3-4 miles<br /> Dogs okay, strollers are not</p> <p>Bring your cranium lamp, extra sock and shoes</p> <p>Theme: Wear green!!! (Save your green dress for Saturday!)</p> <p>Cost:$11</p> <p>Hare: Lickity Splitz Down the Pole</p> <p>Other info:<br /> – Green Line Metro – Last train south is at 12:34am<br /> – Parking at the metro is $4.95<br /> – Some are staying overnight at the Holiday Inn Express (301-441-8110) is $169 for a king bed, $179 for 2 queen beds plus tax. Mention Green Dress R*n.<br /> – Your hare might be wild and do a shooting star trail at the hotel at midnight.<br /> – The hare is not laying trail over the Bah3 trail the next day do not worry!<br /> – Hare vehicle has room for very small bags/backpacks, not luggage.<br /> – GDR is sold out – spots may open if people dont pay soon so keep an eye out on the hash rego page if you missed out on tickets</p>America/New_York2025-03-14T19:00:00America/New_York2025-03-14T23:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-green-dress-prelube-run-and-full-moonfreeai1ec-1412@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #310: Please Don’t Touch me and Cum Scene Investigator

<p>CCH3 Trail310: Spring Has Cum</p> <p>Welcome to Spring Wankers! Dress as your favorite sign of Spring (keeping in mind that Lake Roland will be covered up with families and children). Spring tattoos and headwear may be provided…</p> <p>Shiggy level 8 by CCH3 standards, 4-5 by all other standards. Runners will 100% get wet; bring a change of clothes.</p> <p>When: Saturday March 29</p> <p>Start @ 4pm: Falls Road Light Rail Station 1000 Lakeside Drive, Baltimore, MD 21210</p> <p>Trail: A-A<br /> Runners 5+<br /> Walkers 3+<br /> Cost: $10</p> <p>Hares: Please Don’t Touch Me and Cum Scene Investigator </p> <p>Dog friendly with leashes. Strollers will be harder…and not in a good way</p> <p>On after at the Mt Washington Tavern with possible second on after at PDTM’s abode</p>America/New_York2025-03-29T16:00:00en-USTrail0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-please-dont-touch-me-and-cum-scene-investigatorfree1ai1ec-1413@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #312 – Spewart Little’s Shmedium Shmurban Shmiggy Trail!

<p>Cch3 Trail #312</p> <p>Shmedium Shmurban Shmiggy Trail!</p> <p>4/4/25 @ 7:01pm</p> <p>Cost: 10 doll hares</p> <p>Start: Contee Parago Traffic Island Park <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmaps.app.goo.gl%2FJK7hNUtwwSF5RHQi8%3Fg_st%3Dcom.google.maps.preview.copy%26fbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR0YOJ3BSwaEe9WNFzvlunQBoo5exEZ6BosjJw44q01tTzVlfeZWzu5rjnY_aem_j8awSQqdv039y1wlpIPv0w&h=AT1JnX4CiNp7-ixwI8L0BgeoP_xtsV_AuWVMqfgvo5vhFdN-9k0GGMrz6gmL_Lw7qtP6u4szyDAYRcKNYv6-oABP30NwPjoK2Zxw06FwIjXpCgo0JMRr6fTyrlKehdkJX2m8w_vK" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/JK7hNUtwwSF5RHQi8?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy</a></span></p> <p>Hare: Spewart Little</p> <p>Runners: 4.69mi Walkers: 2 and change</p> <p>Pre-lube: Mt Royal Tavern (cash only, no kitchen) 3 days after the biggest shopping day of the year!! April Fools’ Day! So watch your cookies!</p>America/New_York2025-04-04T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewart-little-2free1ai1ec-1400@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #313: Mr. Hash Wheel Hashy Birthday!

<p>CCH3 Trail #313: Mr. Hash Wheel Hashy Birthday!</p> <p>All hail Charm City’s “Hero of the Harbor”! It’s Mr. Trash Wheel’s birthday (traditionally around Earth Day). Cum enjoy as many trash/hash wheels as you can manage to fit (on trail) and let’s give them a proper hashy celebration! If the hash wants to keep cumming, we can make this an Anal event. Don’t forget to show off your best Mr./Prof./Capt./Gwynnda Trash or Hash Wheel garb.</p> <p>-> When: Saturday, April 19 2pm for Regular/Turkey trail *Early Start 12:30pm for Overachiever/Eagle trail</p> <p>-> Cost: Ten Doll Hares</p> <p>-> Hares: Cum Scene Investigator and Precum Me A River</p> <p>-> Trail is A-B Hares suggest wankers park near On-In/On-After at Peabody Heights Brewery <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmaps.app.goo.gl%2FVsvXEevRi5Msqp5J8%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR5Nnn6AuDRKeHDTUUL6qmgH_n1RIhJUHZ53t-81no98Aa-tWcEX1zt9oR0CxA_aem_9jRcqDKMbIW14dpoiA2XEw&h=AT2u2rs70dN2PYVCWee0fFzIHQqI346W52qpjU_MWSneB-DTBH_5v8GHphEt5tHALFF4dXcpnAH0gP9VY2USBKHMaGQp7yyGE32_YHQWI_0rq3nXgI4yzbbJ6eJHE72ePrO3glEj" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/VsvXEevRi5Msqp5J8</a></span> And to take transit (plan your timing!), Uber, or carpool to start. Charm City pavement pounder so leashed dog and stroller friendly.</p> <p>-> Regular/Turkey Trail (for both Runners and Walkers): 2pm (Prompt 2:30pm circle and on-out)</p> <p>Start Location: Canton Waterfront Park – <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/xCR6VhwnfNHUJi4h8?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR6Ilb6JKsU7JkDGhKFCrfJ8wBbWUSMmoCmltpGZZORWDlZ9-LVfVflBAUrf7Q_aem_tq-OprzD5tKHOgyHD10AhA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/xCR6VhwnfNHUJi4h8</a></span></p> <p>Turkey Runners: ~5mi</p> <p>Turkey Walkers: ~3mi</p> <p>Overachiever/Eagle* (for Runners only): 12:30pm (prompt beer grab and on-out) Start Location: Middle Branch Park – <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/KBJp9mcwC72JdJUo9?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR5Nnn6AuDRKeHDTUUL6qmgH_n1RIhJUHZ53t-81no98Aa-tWcEX1zt9oR0CxA_aem_9jRcqDKMbIW14dpoiA2XEw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/KBJp9mcwC72JdJUo9</a></span></p> <p>Eagle Runners: 5mi + whichever Turkey trail you choose after</p> <p>*Be an overachiever for an extra 5mi, extra Trash Wheel spotting, extra BN, extra SN, extra useless street cred, and extra special surprise at the end of Eagle trail. We need at least two people to confirm in the comments that they are dirty overachievers by Thursday, April 17.</p> <p>-> On-after at the Peabody Heights Brewery. Suggest to bring an extra $15 for cover of the Dugout Arcade (all games included). Dogs allowed indoors! Food truck(s) on-site and outside food permitted. <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://peabodyheightsbrewery.com/dugout-arcade/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR7N0kpmARjEzG8URW3D-7foVJG-j8V4cJdhtLwMlTAGtcHBETOY5n75ll_Apg_aem_KUl6Qx2Q6KfKrCY5gtIruQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://peabodyheightsbrewery.com/dugout-arcade/</a></span></p>America/New_York2025-04-19T14:00:00en-USTrail0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-csi-and-riverfree1ai1ec-1420@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #314: Facial Profiling and G-Spotify

<p>CCH3 Trail #314</p> <p>WHEN: Saturday 4/26 at 7 pm</p> <p>WHERE: Mobtown Brewing @ 4015 Foster Ave <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n xd10rxx x1sy0etr x17r0tee x972fbf xcfux6l x1qhh985 xm0m39n x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/dAZa9Lw6hK8RMJnz5?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR7mvfVOAikOOc7kxloQsVWzrYIVLIlztfzbECHHLK8BmeESN_E24E6K2e_How_aem_Yue7FBzcGqIW83j6nyceWA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/dAZa9Lw6hK8RMJnz5</a></span></p> <p>COST: $10</p> <p>HARES: G-Spotify & Facial Profiling</p> <p>WHAT TO BRING: Cranium gear / HEADlamp</p> <p>TRAIL NOTES: Prelube at 6 pm at Mobtown Brewing. Runners trail ~ 4 to 5 miles. Walkers trail possibly less but no promises.</p> <p>ON AFTER: Will be a game-time decision, likely leading to Hucks / Knotty Pine / Ellie’s Tavern / Chasseur</p>America/New_York2025-04-26T19:00:00en-USTrail0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-g-spotify-and-choosy-mom-choose-dickfree1ai1ec-1433@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #315: Rocking Out with the Virgin Maybe

<p><span class="il">CCH3</span> Trail #315</p> <p>WHEN: Saturday 5/10, Prelube @ 1pm and Trail @ 3 pm</p> <p>WHERE: Broadway Pier @ 920 S Broadway St<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/E64JEf9MvwZA5VDm6</p> <p>COST: $10</p> <p>HARES: The Virgin Maybe and My Big Fat Greek Orgy</p> <p>PRELUBE: Admiral’s Cup 1-3 pm for live music by the Virgin Maybe’s husband’s band “Barnstormers.”</p> <p>TRAIL NOTES:<br /> Trail is A-A. Walker’s trail ~3 miles, runner’s trail ~5 miles. Bring a vessel for BC/SC. Trail is dog and stroller friendly, bars for prelube/on after may not be.</p> <p>ON AFTER: Will be a game-time decision, many great options in Fells Point</p>America/New_York2025-05-10T15:00:00America/New_York2025-05-10T19:45:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-the-virgin-maybefreeai1ec-1380@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #316: A Preakness Trail and Potluck BBQ!

<div>CCH3 Trail #316: A Preakness Trail and Potluck BBQ!</div> <div> <div class="gmail_signature" dir="ltr" data-smartmail="gmail_signature"> <div dir="ltr"> <div> <div dir="ltr"> <div> <div dir="ltr"> <div>WHEN: Saturday 5/17, 4pm<br /> WHERE: Please Don’t Touch Me’s Adobe<br /> 5700 Rockspring Road, Baltimore 21209<br /> COST: $10<br /> HARES: Please Don’t Touch Me and Bitch Pleaser<br /> TRAIL NOTES:<br /> THEME: Now’s the time to whip out your crop, chaps, fancy hats, Brony Gear (We’re looking at you Saturday Night!), and anything horse/ racing related! I live very near Preakness and, if you follow the marks correctly, you may just see a horse or two.<br /> DRIVING and PARKING (please read!): Driving near 83 and especially on Northern Parkway will be an absolute nightmare. Parking near my house is fine, but you’ll want to approach from Whole Foods via Roland Park or Greenspring Avenue.<br /> ON AFTER: On After is a potluck at my house. We’ll have a gas grill and a charcoal grill (currently recruiting grill masters) so bring meats, sides, desserts, etc.<br /> BRING alcohol to share for On After please!<br /> Trail is A-Aish. Walker’s trail ~3 miles, runner’s trail ~5 miles. Bring a vessel for BC/SC.<br /> Please no dogs, Shadow Shafer is not the amazing host that I am 🙂<br /> House Rules: No basement access or basement like activities…</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>America/New_York2025-05-17T16:00:00America/New_York2025-05-17T22:00:00en-USTrail0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-a-preakness-trail-with-just-dawn-g-spotifyfreeai1ec-1425@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #317 – Tour duh Hash – My Big Fat Greek Orgy, G-Spotify, & Udderly Vanilla

<p>Charm City Trail #317: Tour duh Hash<br class="html-br" />When: Friday, June 6th at 8pm<br class="html-br" />Where: M8 Brewing (1399 S. Sharp St, Baltimore, MD). Prelube and food 6-8pm<br class="html-br" />Cost: $11<br class="html-br" />Hares: My Big Fat Greek Orgy, G-Spotify, Udderly Vanilla<br class="html-br" />Trail Notes: A-A, ~3 miles walkers and ~5 miles for runners. Water crossings are extremely unlikely but always be ready for shiggy. Bring a cranium lamp and vessel.</p>America/New_York2025-06-06T19:00:00America/New_York2025-06-06T23:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-tour-duh-hash-my-big-fat-greek-orgy-g-spotify-udderly-vanillafreeai1ec-1439@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #318: Summer Slutstice Trail

<div class="xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs">CCH3 Trail #318: Summer Slutstice Trail</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Cum and keep cumming if you have the stamina for the longest day of the year. We will celebrate the most hours we’ll have this year with that giant ball of fire in the sky by wearing our sluttiest little sun dresses, running (or walking) wildly amuck in Baltimore City, and drinking that good brew in its honor.</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHEN: Friday 6/20 7pm</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHERE: Montebello Elementary/Middle School<br class="html-br" />2040 E 32nd St, Baltimore, MD 21218<br class="html-br" /><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n x18oe1m7 x1sy0etr xstzfhl x972fbf x10w94by x1qhh985 x14e42zd x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xkrqix3 x1sur9pj x1fey0fg x1s688f" tabindex="0" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/uLUobtL3CEtC9MBu6?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExUFNVR2NRNUNXYjM0MVpsbgEex2aX09Nlst7p4I4dW2vwyKfUZN3SJnIhFIjW3tg-PPBGHeFurVYTBT90LFY_aem_qOBmiFE8anpU6fm7kcK8Ew" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/uLUobtL3CEtC9MBu6</a></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">COST: 10 doll hairs</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">HARES: Cum Scene Investigator, Mursey Fuck, and Just Joseph the Mini Hare (JJ for laying trail only)</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">TRAIL:<br class="html-br" />– A to A’<br class="html-br" />– Walkers ~4mi, Runners ~6mi<br class="html-br" />– Shiggy level 3<br class="html-br" />– Dog-friendly trail, not at on-after / Not stroller friendly</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">WHAT TO BRING: Your sluttiest sun dress, vessel, cranium lamp, virgin sacrifice for the sun god, dry shoes</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">PRELUBE: 5:30pm Charles Village Pub</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">ON-AFTER: The BeeGee’s Lounge or other location by group decision</div>America/New_York2025-06-20T19:00:00America/New_York2025-06-20T23:30:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-summer-solstice-trailfreeai1ec-1436@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #319: Greek Orgy’s Anal Pride and Birthday Bar Crawl

<p>CCH3 Trail #319: Greek Orgy’s Anal Pride and Birthday Bar Crawl</p> <p>Who/Hare: My Big Fat Greek Orgy</p> <p>When: June 27th, 7pm</p> <p>Why: Celebrate the end of pride month and Greek Orgy’s last birthday in Baltimore</p> <p>Where/Start: Leon’s of Baltimore (870 Park Ave, Baltimore, MD 21201) and Leon’s Backroom Bar (227 W Chase St, Baltimore, MD 21201) are one building connected on the inside with plenty of room for all.</p> <p>What/How: Trail will be A-A’ (0.9 mi). Not suitable for children or pets. No hash cash–pay as you go and spend money at queer spaces! Maybe even buy the birthday girl a drink. End will be at The Baltimore Eagle (2022 N Charles St, Baltimore, MD 21218), and I’m aiming to get there before 10pm/whenever cover starts.</p>America/New_York2025-06-27T19:00:00America/New_York2025-06-27T23:45:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trailtbd-greek-orgys-anal-birthday-pride-bar-crawlfreeai1ec-1392@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #320 7-11 Trail

<p>Welcum to the second anal Charm City 7-11 trail!!</p> <p>What: This is an event that occurs around the world!! We will start at 7:11pm at 7-Eleven. Trail will go to 7 7-Elevens, we will drink at each. Trail length is estimated to be 4 miles. (We think). One trail to rule them all.</p> <p>Hopefully some of the 7/11’s will still have squishies. </p> <p>Where: start 1020 Park Ave Baltimore Md 21201<br /> Hares: Spewart Little and Lickity Splitz Down the Pole<br /> Cost: 10 doll hares – pay at start<br /> Trail is A to A<br /> Walkers and strollers welcum<br /> Watch out for city rats</p> <p>Transportation: State center station is about 4 blocks away, several garages and street parking around, carpooling encouraged as always</p> <p>On after: tbd</p>America/New_York2025-07-11T19:11:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-7-11-trailfree1ai1ec-1452@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 # 321- G-Spotify, Old Forgetful, and Fish Eye

<p>WHAT: CCH3 trail #321</p> <p>WHEN: Saturday 7/26, 2pm-ish</p> <p>WHERE: Castle Street Park, <span role="gridcell"><a class="x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n x18oe1m7 x1sy0etr xstzfhl x972fbf x10w94by x1qhh985 x14e42zd x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 xe8uvvx xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x16tdsg8 xggy1nq x1a2a7pz x1s688f x1heor9g x1bvjpef xujl8zx" tabindex="-1" role="link" href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/pYSxiXZvVKauVXF5A?g_st=ipc&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExS2FwNjNPcEdyZHl0OWtRQgEeoL5TI9x4fsHGG1Eeyw-4wbPM2t3sY42kmy508nRyFUq6ZAbN9et3MmAkxpI_aem_qoDjnczy151ZY46WR7kYNQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">https://maps.app.goo.gl/pYSxiXZvVKauVXF5A?g_st=ipc</a></span></p> <p>Cost: $10</p> <p>Hares: G-Spotify, Old Forgetful, Fish Eye</p> <p>Notes: we promise beer, a shot, lots of pavement, some not-pavement, sights of some of our fair city’s murals, and at least a couple blocks where you need to just keep it moving. Dogs on leash are good!</p> <p>Pre-lube: Ministry of Brewing</p>America/New_York2025-07-26T14:00:00America/New_York2025-07-26T18:00:00en-USTrailcastle street park @ 2025 E Fairmount Ave, Baltimore, MD 212310https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-g-spotifyfreeai1ec-1451@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 # 322- DHO

<p>Pspsps pspsps pspsps</p> <p>It’s international cat day!</p> <p>Get out your best cat print/feline furry costume and meet us at CAnTon waterfront park. </p> <p>Bring your cat sense but don’t be late the hare is away at 7:06.9! We won’t be on Oxford time! Don’t be late, don’t be late! For our very important date! You won’t be grinning like a Cheshire Cat if you miss the boat…</p> <p>When: 7 pee m sharp<br /> Where: CAnTon waterfront park<br /> Hare: Don’t have One (the white rabbit)<br /> 10 doll hairs</p>America/New_York2025-08-08T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-highway-whorefree1ai1ec-1464@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 TRAIL #323 The Big O’s Trail

<p>UPDATE: Start is on Covington St immediately after Federal Hill Park. </p> <p>https://maps.app.goo.gl/fSTVSyvjNf77tr3n9</p> <p>39.2793193, -76.6070940</p> <p>What: CCH3 Trail #323 – The Big O’s Trail</p> <p>When: Saturday, August 20, 2025 7PM<br /> (Don’t forget it’s a late start time on a Saturday!)</p> <p>Where: Federal Hill Park<br /> 300 Warren Ave, Baltimore, MD 21230<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/JeGTibvcX5tAJASQ9<br /> (I suggest looking for parking east of the park on Covington St, we’ll probably do start circle in that general direction as well)</p> <p>Hare: Cum Scene Investigator and Just Joseph the mini hare (only for laying trail)</p> <p>Cost: 10 dOh’s</p> <p>Trail Notes: Bring your O-face and O’s wear for our Bmore bird’s Orange Out Saturday. This will be the best toe-curling trail ever! The beers, the shots, the views, the lay are all 100% guaranteed to exceed your expectations beyond your wildest dreams. </p> <p>Expect an A-A’ pavement pounder, 5.69 miles runners, 3.69 miles walkers, shiggy: 0.069 (because some like it clean-shaven to the hare’s chagrin), dog-friendly. Avoid coming into the city by I-395/Camden Yards since there is an O’s game starting at 7:05pm.</p> <p>What to bring: O’s gear!, cranium lamp, ID & cash or card (in case the hare decides to make a stop on trail), your unrelenting desire for that sweet release… for a CCH3 trail that is.</p>America/New_York2025-08-23T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-233free1ai1ec-1447@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 # 324: hashiversary trail

<p>Saturday, 8/30 @ 7:01pm</p> <p>5th hashiversary trail! </p> <p>Labor Day weekend!</p> <p>End of Summer!</p> <p>Only a 10min Uber ride from a nearby pool party!!!</p> <p>Trail: A-A, bring a cranium lamp and a vassal</p> <p>Cost: 10 doll hairs</p> <p>Hares: Spewart Little, possible mystery hare</p> <p>Location: Willow Grove Park, street parking</p> <p>https://maps.app.goo.gl/X4LYZiro8kjdWyZy5?g_st=ipc</p> <p>A million events are going on, make hashing with Charm City be one of your must do’s! Come on out! Experience delicious shiggy and moist water!</p>America/New_York2025-08-30T19:00:00America/New_York2025-08-30T23:30:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewie-trailfreeai1ec-1462@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Bike Party

<p>Update on the Monday SEPT 1 Bike & Brews in Columbia ride:</p> <p>NEW TIME: 11 AM start, 1130 AM SHARP on out.</p> <p>NEW START LOCATION: The Ale House Columbia at<br /> 6480 Dobbin Center Way, Columbia 21045<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/m1SF9F6pS5AHYgXY8</p> <p>END LOCATION: Pub Dog Pizza and Drafthouse<br /> Feel free to park at end if you want.<br /> ______________________________________________</p> <p>Updated Event Deets: </p> <p>Charm City H3 Does Bikes & Breweries in Columbia MD Monday (Labor Day) September 1 @ 11 AM</p> <p>WHO: Anybody wishing to welcome in autumn with a casual bike tour visiting 7 (-ish?) breweries in a day with other half minds. 25 miles round trip.</p> <p>WHAT: Breweries & Bikes Tour in Columbia, Howard County, MD.</p> <p>WHERE: The Ale House Columbia<br /> 6480 Dobbin Center Way, Columbia MD 21045<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/m1SF9F6pS5AHYgXY8</p> <p>WHEN: Monday September 1, 2025 at 11 AM<br /> Prelube at 11, bikes on out at 11:30 AM SHARP.</p> <p>WHAT TO BRING:<br /> Functional bicycle<br /> Bike lights<br /> Cash/card and ID for pay as you go<br /> Jacket</p> <p>HASH CASH: 0$, pay as you go</p> <p>THEME: Neon 80s</p> <p>TRAIL NOTES:<br /> 25 mile A-A bike ride (no hash marks) visiting *~7* breweries.<br /> Let’s have some fun and some beers and enjoy the onset of autumn.<br /> This is a ZERO DROP ride, meaning we will probably have a faster FRB group and a slower DFL group so that nobody will be biking alone.<br /> Numerous people will have basic tool kits for flats and other common mechanical problems so don’t let that hold you back!</p> <p>END LOCATION: Pub Dog Pizza and Drafthouse<br /> Feel free to park at end if you want. </p> <p>HARES: Facial Profiling and Just Mike</p>America/New_York2025-09-01T11:00:00en-USSocial Event0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-bike-partyfree1ai1ec-1465@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #235 A Very Merry UnBirthday To You Trail

<p>CCH3 Trail #235 A Very Merry UnBirthday To You Trail… Because every day that’s not your birthday is a reason to celebrate.</p> <p>Hares: Please Don’t Touch Me and G-Spotify (whose birthday was definitely NOT on Monday)</p> <p>Cum celebrate all our un-birthdays with this final not-yet-Fall trail! As summer wanes and Autumn commences, you may be tempted to snuggle into the expected. Alas…during this meeting of the season changes with most of our un-birthdays…anything can happen. </p> <p>Join CCH3 for a topsy-turvy, beer-fueled romp through Wonderland as we tumble down the rabbit hole into fall. Whether you’re growing bigger or smaller, our favorite elixir (beer, of course) will guide you through the madness.</p> <p>️ Date: 9/13/25 </p> <p> Location: 5700 Rockspring Road…while you may try to go down the rabbit hole, you’ll find that there is still, in fact, no basement…or basement-like activities…</p> <p>⏰ Time: 3 pm</p> <p> Dress Code: Come as your favorite Alice in Wonderland character—Mad Hatters, Cheshire Cats, Red Queens, and weirdos welcome! Dressing like G-Spotify is also acceptable.</p> <p>More details:<br /> 10 dollars gets you access to wonderland, rabbit holes (those of us with ADHD already have plenty of those) elixirs, and orange tea party food. </p> <p>Runners: 5ish<br /> Walkers: Less</p> <p>Doggos: I wish, but no please. Unless Shadow smokes the hookah and falls into sweet dreams, this will be a one dog show.<br /> Crotch fruit: Up to you! Drink me to shrink and you too and can fit into a backpack. </p> <p>So don your most nonsensical attire, bring your thirst for adventure (and beer), and let’s hash like it’s tea time with G-Spotify (whose birthday was definitely not recently)…I mean the Madhatter!<br /> On-On!</p>America/New_York2025-09-13T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-facial-profilingfree1ai1ec-1469@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

Goodbye Party for My Big Fat Orgy

<p>Drinking practice to say goodbye to Orgy Date 9/18 at 7pm<br /> Location M8 Brewery<br /> Hare: G-Spotify</p>America/New_York2025-09-18T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/goodbye-party-for-my-big-fat-orgyfree1ai1ec-1449@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 # 236 Multiball Hashbar Trail

<p>Through harbor fog and neon glow,<br /> A wizard walks where jukeboxes flow.<br /> His cloak is stitched with silver stars,<br /> He seeks out flickers of pinball bars.</p> <p>In Fells Point pubs or Hampden dives,<br /> He breathes in the hum where the steel ball thrives.<br /> With wizard hands on flippered fate,<br /> He bends the chaos, seals his state.</p> <p>He drinks a pint, foam crowned and clear,<br /> A hoppy spell in the shape of beer.<br /> The crowd leans close, the tables sing,<br /> Lights explode like a cosmic ring.</p> <p>With quarters scrounged from a couch’s seam,<br /> He buys another round, fuels the dream.<br /> Each bumper’s thrum, each spinner’s song,<br /> Is where his restless soul belongs.</p> <p>So if you want to join his fate, And hear a cheer by a backroom gate—</p> <p>Then join us at Peabody brewery at 5pm this SAT</p> <p>Hares: Diddler on the Roof and Judge Prudy</p> <p>Notes: This is a bar crawl, pay as you go. Bring some quarters for pinball!</p> <p>Shiggy meter:6.9<br /> Fun meter: 6.9<br /> Ball meter: 6.9999999</p>America/New_York2025-09-27T17:00:00en-USPeabody Heights Brewery0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-judge-prudy-and-diddler-on-the-rooffree1ai1ec-1480@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #237- Tacos, Trail, & Tequila. A CCH3 Fiesta

<div class="xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs">Saturday, October 4 | 3:00 PM | Federal Hill Park | Southeast corner on Warren Ave</div> <div></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Hares: Chia Head, The Virginator, and Krash Test Honey</div> <div></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Get ready to spice up your Saturday! October 4th is National Taco Day, and CCH3 is celebrating the only way we know how: tacos, trail, and maybe a little (or a lot!) of tequila.</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Your hares, are taking you on a taco-fueled adventure through the streets of Federal Hill, showing you some of the best spots to chow down on that magical, folded delight.<br class="html-br" />We’re not going inside the restaurants</div> <div></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">Expect fun, flavor, and fiesta vibes all the way.</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"></div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s"><span class="html-span xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xm2jcoa x1mpyi22 xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="xz74otr x15mokao x1ga7v0g x16uus16 xbiv7yw" src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t8c/1/16/1f389.png" alt="" width="16" height="16" /></span> Costume Encouraged! Break out your sombreros, ponchos, fake mustaches, or anything taco-themed—because why not run in style?</div> <div class="x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak x1vvkbs xtlvy1s">So grab your running shoes and your appetite—this is one trail you don’t want to miss. Because tacos > everything</div>America/New_York2025-10-04T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-chia-headfreethumbnail;https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t8c/1/16/1f389.png;16;16,medium;https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t8c/1/16/1f389.png;16;16,large;https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t8c/1/16/1f389.png;16;16,full;https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t8c/1/16/1f389.png;16;161ai1ec-1487@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #CCH3 Trail #328

<p>What: CCH3 Trail #328</p> <p>When: Saturday November 1 at 6 PM</p> <p>Where: The Brass Tap, 1205 W. Mt Royal Ave, 21217</p> <p>Cost: 10$</p> <p>Theme: Creatures of the Night! (rats, bats, raccoons, foxes, you get the idea!)</p> <p>Hares: Facial Profiling and maybe a mystery hare.</p> <p>Notes: One trail to rule them all, may be a live lay who knows, probably pretty short, A to B, with B being ~0.5 miles by foot away from A.<br /> B will be at the Battle of the Bands show put on by the Baltimore Rock Opera Society, so bring ID and monies on trail.<br /> Event page is here: https://bmoreart.com/event/bros-battle-of-the-bands<br /> Show is FREE!<br /> Bag vehicle will have all your items at End location / B.</p>America/New_York2025-11-01T18:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-facial-profilingfree1ai1ec-1468@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

Weird Science CCH3 Trail #329

<p><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><strong>Weird Science CCH3 Trail #329</strong></p> <p><strong>When:</strong><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span>Saturday, November 15 @ 2 PM<br /> <strong>Where:</strong><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span></p> <p>Conway Street Park<br /> 601 W Conway St, Baltimore, MD 21230</p> <p><strong>Hares:</strong><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span>New Car Smell & Just Shashanka</p> <p><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><strong>$10 Hash Cash</strong></p> <p><strong>Trail Notes:</strong><br /> Break out your inner<span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><em>mad/weird scientist</em><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span>or<span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><em>Aca-DOM-ic</em><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span>and prepare for some questionable experiments in poor decision-making. Think: lab coats, leather, and maybe a few test tubes filled with mystery booze.</p> <p>Expect an A-to-A trail featuring<span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><strong>unrelenting pavement pounding</strong>,<span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><strong>~4.5 miles for runners</strong>, and<span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><strong>~3 miles for walkers</strong>. Doggos are welcome.</p> <p>There’ll be plenty of<span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span><em>boozie breakthroughs</em>, questionable hypotheses, and scientific-level debauchery.</p> <p><strong>CCH3: Where bad ideas meet peer review.</strong><span class="gmail-Apple-converted-space"> </span></p>America/New_York2025-11-15T14:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-facial-profiling-2free1ai1ec-1475@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

12 Bars of Christmas

America/New_York2025-12-06T13:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/12-bars-of-christmas-2free1ai1ec-1496@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail # 331~ Lickitys 3rd? Anal Miracle on 34th street trail

<p>What: Lickitys 3rd? Anal Miracle on 34th street trail</p> <p>When: Friday December 19th 2024<br /> 7 pee emmm</p> <p>Prelube: Nepenthe Brewery</p> <p>Afterlube: Bluebird Cocktail room</p> <p>Start:<br /> Roosevelt Recreation Center<br /> 1221 W 36th St, Baltimore, MD 21211</p> <p>Cost: $10</p> <p>Runners and Walkers – 2- 3 ish miles<br /> A-A<br /> 1/10 screams – if you see a rat<br /> Might have 2 trails if the co-hares are ambitious</p> <p> </p> <p>Hares: Lickety Splits Down the Pole (410) 493- 4643, Cum Scene Investigator and Just Heather</p> <p>Wankers talk about bringing parents – they are always whalecum we could always simmer are shitty songs down, we’ll have warm drinks on trail.</p> <p>Here comes hashers, here comes hashers<br /> Right down 34th Streeeet<br /> Lickity and all the wankers<br /> Runnin on all their feeeeet<br /> Beers are jingling, hashers are singin<br /> We’re all drunk and bright<br /> Hang your dry socks and say your hymns<br /> ‘Cause here we cum Saturday night!<br /> (Parody borrowed from Facials write up a few years ago ha)</p> <p>-Bring your cranium lamp!</p> <p>-Bring your sex trophies if you want!-BRING A COAT ahem to pee or not to pee ahem -Bring a picture gathering device and vessel to drink “WATER” on 34th street</p>America/New_York2025-12-19T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-lickety-split-down-the-pole-cum-scene-investigator-and-just-heatherfree1ai1ec-1497@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #332~ Choosy’s Annual Birthday Hash

<h3>Choosy’s Annual Birthday Hash</h3> <p><strong>Saturday, January 3, 2026</strong></p> <p>Alright you degenerates, lace up and hydrate accordingly — it’s time once again to celebrate another year of questionable decisions with a <strong>Birthday & Bubbly Trail</strong> in <strong>beautiful Dundalk, MD</strong>.</p> <hr /> <h3>📍 WHERE</h3> <p><strong>Fort Holabird Park – Dundalk</strong><br /> ➡️ <strong>Cimaglia Park parking lot</strong>, directly <strong>across from Donna’s Tavern</strong></p> <p>6711 Oak Ave, Baltimore, MD 21222</p> <hr /> <h3>⏰ WHEN</h3> <ul> <li><strong>Pre-lube:</strong> 🍻 <strong>2:00 PM</strong> at <strong>Donna’s Tavern</strong></li> <li><strong>Circle / Chalk Talk:</strong> 👟 <strong>3:00 PM ISH Standard Hasing Time</strong><br /> <em>(Late arrivals will be mocked, lovingly)</em></li> </ul> <hr /> <h3>🎂🍾 THEME: <em>Birthday & Bubbly</em></h3> <p>Think <strong>Prosecco</strong>, champagne-adjacent nonsense, and <strong>whatever cocktail mixes survived the holidays</strong> and are still brave enough to see daylight. Festive cups encouraged. Questionable bubbles celebrated.</p> <hr /> <h3>🏃‍♂️🌆 THE TRAIL</h3> <p>Expect a <strong>pavement pounder</strong> with <strong>minimal shiggy</strong> but <strong>maximum vibes</strong>, featuring:</p> <ul> <li>🏭 Warehouses</li> <li>⚰️ Cemeteries</li> <li>🌊 Water views</li> <li>🚛 Tractor-trailers</li> <li>🏗 Industrial parks</li> <li>🎄 Christmas lights that refuse to die</li> <li>🏍 <strong>12 O’Clock Boys</strong> (look, don’t stare)</li> </ul> <p>Trail has <em>everything</em>.</p> <hr /> <h3>🐇 THE HARES</h3> <p>Your fearless guides through Dundalk’s finest scenery:</p> <ul> <li><strong>Choosy Mom’s Choose Dick</strong></li> <li><strong>G-Spotify</strong></li> <li><strong>Junior Bacon Heave Burger</strong></li> </ul> <p>Blame them later.</p> <hr /> <h3>🍤🍻 ON-AFTER</h3> <p><strong>Jimmy’s Famous Seafood Bar level</strong><br /> Because you’ve earned it. Because it’s Jimmy’s.</p> <hr /> <h3>💸 HASH CASH</h3> <ul> <li><strong>$10</strong></li> <li><strong>Virgins run free</strong> (and will be addressed accordingly)</li> </ul> <hr /> <p>Brace for bubbles, Choosy’s birthday spirit, and your tolerance for pavement.<br /> Another year older, still running, still drinking.</p> <p><strong>ON-ON 🥂🎂</strong></p>America/New_York2026-01-03T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-choosy-moms-bacon-jr-heaveburger-and-g-spotifyfree1ai1ec-1510@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 ~ Drinking Practice

<blockquote><p>Who: My Big Fat Greek Orgy<br /> When: Friday, January 9th starting around 5:30ish (happy hour until 6:30)<br /> Where: Of Love and Regret (1028 S. Conkling St)<br /> Why: Do you love Greek Orgy? Would you regret not seeing me while I’m in town? Join for a quick drink or a full night of stories from the Austrian Alps.<br /> Cost: Self-paid</p></blockquote>America/New_York2026-01-09T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-periodic-table-dancer-and-bambi-bitchfree1ai1ec-1503@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 Trail #333 ~ Year of the Whores

<p>CCH3 Trail #333</p> <p>Year of the Whores Birthday Bash Trail</p> <p>Hares: I Cum in the Land Down Under, Phoof There It Is!, Chia Head, and Lickety Splits Down the Pole</p> <p>Sharpen your studs and stretch those calves because this Saturday we are riding hard into the Year of the Whores. Some people call it the Year of the Horse, but let’s be honest, we all know what we are really ringing in. Expect neighing, mounting, and a whole lot of heavy breathing before this one is over.</p> <p>This is a double birthday trail celebrating the emergence of Phoof There It Is! and Chia Head from their respective sacks. They are older, wiser, and somehow still thirsty, so come prepared to give them attention, affection, and possibly a good spanking during circle.</p> <p>Pre-lube and On-After will be at Mystique Barrel Brewing, where you can get warmed up, loosened up, and rehydrated after the damage is done. The brewery is donating $1 from every beer purchased to Down Under’s campaign, so every sip is both patriotic and slightly scandalous.</p> <p>Trail Intel<br /> Date: Saturday, January 31<br /> Time: Chalk talk at 3 pee em so show up early and do not pull out late<br /> Location: Mystique Barrel Brewing, 912 Washington Blvd, Baltimore MD</p> <p>Runners will enjoy a fully live laid trail, about 5ish miles long, with two well placed beer stops to help you catch your breath and regain feeling in your legs. Walkers get a gentler 3ish miles, still long enough to leave you satisfied and maybe a little sore the next day.</p> <p>There will be lots of railroad tracks. You will be straddling them, crossing them, and getting thoroughly railed more than once. Expect long hard lines, repeated crossings, and that unmistakable feeling of being used by steel and gravel. Watch your step, mind your gaps, and remember that trail always finishes on top.</p> <p>Bring cash, a vessel, and footwear that can handle being pounded. Dress to feel fast, flexible, and ready to be taken wherever the hares feel like leading you.</p> <p>On-On, you filthy animals.</p>America/New_York2026-01-31T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-i-cum-from-the-land-down-underfree1ai1ec-1520@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 # 334 – A Black Valentine’s Trail 🖤🌹

<p>CCH3 # 334 – A Black Valentine’s Trail 🖤🌹 🖤</p> <p>📅 When: Saturday, February 14 – 3pm (it’s cold, be on time-ish)</p> <p>📍 Where: Franklin Square Elementary/Middle School<br /> 1400 W Lexington St, Baltimore, MD 21223<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/8osYc6zXbvYs3BMD8</p> <p>🐰 Hares: Cum Scene Investigator, I Kock A Lot, and Screaming Pussy<br /> (787-451-9798)</p> <p>🤑 Hash Cash: $10 and your bleeding heart</p> <p>📝 Trail Notes<br /> Mostly pavement<br /> Runners: 4.69mi with icy slush shiggy 2-3 ❄❄❄<br /> Walkers: 3.69mi with less icy slush shiggy 0-1 ❄</p> <p>Dog Friendly: Yes with a leash (though not at on-after)<br /> Strollers: Not likely but you can try!</p> <p>Pre-lube: Choose your own adventure! Hares had to pick between nearby pre-lube or available parking for start. They chose parking. You’re welcome 😉</p> <p>🍸🍺 On-After: Wet City – 223 W Chase St, Baltimore, MD 21201<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/HTEV4J3AmGrxVRLj7</p>America/New_York2026-02-14T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/a-black-valentines-trail-cum-scene-investigator-screaming-pussy-and-tbdfree1ai1ec-1522@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3# 335: The Birthday Touch-A-Thon

<p>CCH3 Trail #335</p> <p>What: The Birthday Touch-A-Thon<br /> When: Friday 2/27, 7pm-ish<br /> Where: The Brass Tap</p> <p>https://maps.app.goo.gl/BYoHZgyfbnhgsSY18?g_st=ic</p> <p>Why: Cum celebrate the birth (and boundaries) of Please Don’t Touch Me<br /> Hares: G-Spotify (responsible, bossy, has a plan) & Please Don’t Touch Me (chaotic, impulsive, will ignore the plan)</p> <p>Trail: A–A<br /> Runners ~5ish miles<br /> Walkers less (because birthdays are about joy, not cardio)<br /> Minimal shiggy. Maximum inappropriate contact.</p>America/New_York2026-02-27T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-please-dont-touch-me-and-g-spotifyfree1ai1ec-1505@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #336

<p>Cum try your luck and run for your life on this metro-accessible Friday the 13th trail crafted by chaos goblins who just want to put the laughter in slaughter.</p> <p>Dress like a slashably slutty co-ed or throw on your shortest shorts and shiggy socks like a responsible camp counselor.</p> <p>Make the kind of bad decisions that get you noticed. Whether you survive the trail or become another cautionary tale will depend entirely on your instincts and your ability to follow the marks.</p> <p> </p> <p>Hares: Kock A Lot and Lickity Down the Pole</p> <p>Runners 5</p> <p>Walkers 4</p> <p>Shiggy 4/10</p> <p>Start:</p> <p>4931 Calvert Rd</p> <p>College Park, MD<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>20740</p>America/New_York2026-03-13T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-kock-a-lotfree1ai1ec-1535@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #337 ~ Lousy Smarch Weather Trail

<p>Hares: G-Spotify, Heaveburger, and Spewart Little</p> <p>Details to cum!</p>America/New_York2026-03-28T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-337-lousy-smarch-weather-trailfree1ai1ec-1537@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

America/New_York2026-03-28T19:01:00America/New_York2026-03-28T22:01:00en-USSpewart Little, G-Spotify, Junior Bacon HeaveburgerSmarch Weather Trail at Hull Street Park0https://charmcityh3.com/event/1537free10 Doll Haresai1ec-1511@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #338 ~ Cum Scene Investigator presents: 2nd Anal Hash Wheel Hashy Bday

<p>All hail Charm City’s “Hero of the Harbor”! It’s Mr. Trash Wheel’s birthday (traditionally around Earth Day). Cum enjoy visiting as many trash/hash wheels as you can manage to fit on trail and let’s give them all a proper hashy celebration! Don’t forget to show off your best Mr./Prof./Capt./Gwynnda Trash or Hash Wheel garb. We’ll also have Hash Wheel shirts for sale!</p> <p>EARLY START BALLBUSTER: Be an overachiever for an extra 5.69 miles, extra Trash Wheel spotting, extra BN, extra SN, extra useless street cred, and 🚤 ride across Inner Harbor to get you to trail start! Capped at 20 ppl – Ballbuster rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-2nd-anal-hash-wheel-hashy-bday-ballbuster<br /> What’s a trash wheel you ask? Meet the trash wheel family here: https://www.mrtrashwheel.com/trash-wheel-family</p> <p>📅 When: Saturday, April 25<br /> > 12:30pm for early Ballbuster segment (Quick beer grab and on-out)<br /> > 2:00pm for typical Walker/Runner trail</p> <p>🤑 Hash cash: $10 / +$5 for Ballbuster</p> <p>🐰 Hares: Cum Scene Investigator, Bitch Pleaser, Ms. Nuttersworth</p> <p>> Cum Scene phone # 787-451-9798<br /> ❗❗ Trail is A-Z ❗❗ *see on-after location below and consider parking near there</p> <p>📍 Location<br /> > Ballbuster Start 12:30pm – Middle Branch Park<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/KBJp9mcwC72JdJUo9</p> <p>> Trail Start 2:00pm – Canton Waterfront Park<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/xCR6VhwnfNHUJi4h8</p> <p>> Hares suggest parking near end/On-After at Peabody Heights Brewery<br /> https://maps.app.goo.gl/VsvXEevRi5Msqp5J8</p> <p>And to take transit (plan your timing!), Uber, or carpool to start.<br /> 📝 Extra Trail Notes<br /> > Shiggy: 0.69-1.69<br /> > Charm City pavement pounder so leashed dog and stroller friendly for the most part (if you want to bring a dog or stroller, talk to Cum Scene before you decide 787-451-9798)<br /> > Bring a vessel!<br /> > On-after at the Peabody Heights Brewery. Dogs allowed indoors! Food truck(s) on-site and outside food is permitted.</p> <blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="niVxsZtUvF"><p><a href="https://peabodyheightsbrewery.com/visit/">Visit</a></p></blockquote> <p><iframe loading="lazy" class="wp-embedded-content" sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" style="position: absolute; visibility: hidden;" title="“Visit” — Peabody Heights Brewery" src="https://peabodyheightsbrewery.com/visit/embed/#?secret=UseX1ErPqF#?secret=niVxsZtUvF" data-secret="niVxsZtUvF" width="600" height="338" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></p>America/New_York2026-04-25T14:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-cum-scene-investigator-presents-2nd-anal-hash-wheel-hashy-bdayfree1ai1ec-1541@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

Song Practice hosted by Live from my Asshole, It’s Saturday Night

<p>Location: M8 Brewing<br /> Time: 7 peem</p> <p>Jump in your El Camino and Follow the Hares to the shittiest of Shitty Trails: a CCH3 song practice! Cum learn all the reasons why Jesus Can’t Go Hashing and pick up a new song to serenade the FRB. Bring a song to share or just cum ready to learn something fresh. He may be cumming to you live from his asshole, but Saturday Night will make sure you carry a tune or two home with you this Friday!</p> <p>Choir robes (aka happi coats) encouraged!</p> <p>Note: This is *not* a trail.</p> <p>Kids: Definitely not; we’ll be singing bawdy songs much too spicy for small ears.<br /> Dogs: On the patio, as long as they won’t be upset by our caterwauling.<br /> Shame: Leave it at home, if you have any.</p>America/New_York2026-05-15T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/song-practice-hosted-by-live-from-my-asshole-its-saturday-nightfree1ai1ec-1527@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #TBD~ Spewart Little

America/New_York2026-05-22T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-spewart-little-3free1ai1ec-1523@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3# Tour De Hash

America/New_York2026-06-12T19:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-luau-trail-facial-profilingfree1ai1ec-1546@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3# TBD Summer Slutice Trail~ Ms Nutterworth, Cum Scene Investigator, and Parentsl Cumscent

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CCH3 Trail TBD ~ Paint the Goat and Spewart Little

America/New_York2026-08-08T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-trail-tbd-paint-the-goat-and-spewart-littlefree1ai1ec-1547@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3# TBD~ MoreMen Pukes Tonight

America/New_York2026-08-22T15:00:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-moremen-pukes-tonightfree1ai1ec-1504@charmcityh3.com2026-05-16T08:50:35Z

CCH3 #TBD- A phone Gerbile and. around the world in 80 lays

America/New_York2026-09-11T03:02:00en-US0https://charmcityh3.com/event/cch3-tbd-a-phone-gerbile-and-around-the-world-in-80-laysfree1