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13
Fri
2026
CCH3 # 350~ Friday the 13th — Bad Luck, Worse Decisions 🔪🍻
Nov 13 @ 7:00 PM
CCH3 # 350~ Friday the 13th — Bad Luck, Worse Decisions 🔪🍻

CCH3: Friday the 13th — Bad Luck, Worse Decisions 🔪🍻

It’s Friday the 13th, you superstitious wankers!

What better way to celebrate the unluckiest day of the year than following a questionable trail through Baltimore?

Will you get lost? Probably.

Will something terrible happen? Statistically, someone is going to make a bad decision.

Will there be beer? That’s the only thing you should have faith in.

📍 WHERE: https://maps.app.goo.gl/3mTQmeFs2MJjguna8?g_st=ic

⏰ WHEN: Friday, November 13, 2026 7pm

🐇 HARES: I Kock A Lot, Adidas, and Screaming Pussy

🏃 RUNNERS: 4ish

🚶 WALKERS: 3ish

🌿 SHIGGY: 2.69

🐕 DOGS: Sure.

👶 STROLLERS: I wouldn’t.

🔦 BRING: A cranium light, something reflective, your favorite lucky charm.

🍔 Prelube: Pink Flamingo Restaurant

🍻 On After: 29th Street Tavern

ON-ON!

Nov
21
Sat
2026
CCH3 #TBD ~ Facial Profiling
Nov 21 @ 3:00 PM
Nov
28
Sat
2026
CCH3 # TBD ~ Cum Scene Investigator
Nov 28 all-day
Dec
12
Sat
2026
12 Bars of Christmas
Dec 12 @ 12:00 PM – Dec 13 @ 12:00 AM

Charm City H3’s Anal 12 Bars of Christmas: XXXmas at the Movies, Ya Filthy Animal

We anticipate selling out rapidly again this year. Set your kennel in Hash Rego to CCH3.

https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-cch3-12bars-2026

Payment – Friends and Family to Choosy.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Charm City H3 is rolling out the red carpet for our Anal 12 Bars of Christmas, and this year we’re bringing a little Hollywood magic (and a whole lot of holiday debauchery) to Canton!

Whether you’re a cotton-headed ninny muggins, a Scrooge in desperate need of a good stuffing, or just dreaming of a white XXXmas, grab your favorite Christmas movie-inspired attire and prepare for 12 bars of booze, balls, and holiday cheer!

When: Saturday 12/12, 12pm-12am

Where: Canton, Baltimore (Full list of bars will be shared in December)

Cost: $50, which includes:

  • A cozy commemorative beanie to keep your head warm while things heat up
  • Dinner to satisfy your holiday appetite
  • Random shots, treats, and festive surprises throughout the day
  • Plenty of opportunities to get on Santa’s naughty list!

Dress as your favorite Christmas movie character or give a classic holiday look an XXX-rated twist. Whether you’re sporting Buddy’s tights, Clark Griswold’s holiday package, or something that would make the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Cum blush, creativity and poor taste are strongly encouraged!

So don’t be Home Alone this XXXmas! Prepare for a day of holiday spirits, cinematic shenanigans, and enough Christmas cheer to make Frank Cross see three ghosts!

Payment – Friends and Family to Choosy.

 

Dec
19
Sat
2026
CCH3 #TBD~ Lickity
Dec 19 @ 7:00 PM
Jan
1
Fri
2027
CCH3 # TBD ~ Cum Scene Investigator
Jan 1 all-day
Jan
8
Fri
2027
CCH3 #TBD ~ Choosy Mom and G-Spotify (and maybe Jr. Bacon).
Jan 8 @ 7:00 PM
Feb
12
Fri
2027
CCH3 #TBD ~ Phoof There It Is
Feb 12 @ 7:00 PM