Trail #215: CCH3 Anal 12 Bars of Christams, Summer Edition

Hoe Hoe Hoe , We are Getting Down Down Down!

 

It’s a Charm City Murry Christmas Bar Crawl! 

 

Cum join us for our Anal 12 Bars of Christmas Crawl in America’s Greatest CIty!

 

What: Trail #215: CCH3 Anal 12 Bars of Christams, Summer Edition 

 

When: Saturday July 24th, 2021 1:00/1300 hrs

 

Who: Christmas lovers and beer lovers

 

Where: Ale Mary’s at 1939 Fleet Street, Baltimore

Honouring the women who birthed Jesus and the men who let a holey spirit impregnate their beloveds! Because sharing is caring. 

 

Hares: Oedipussy, Front Load Her and Judge Prudy 

 

Theme: A Christmas to not Remember! 

 

Bring on Trail: Wallet, ID, list for Santa, explanation of your naughtiest or nicest hash behavior. 

 

There will be brunch!

There will be drinks!

Maybe there will be a prize for best dressed, cum to find out.

There will be something for those who survive all 12 bars! What will it be? Good question? We don’t even know! 

 

Convocation from the North Pole:

 

Dust off your finest holiday apparel 

And come on a crawl, it’s bound to get feral 

With kitties and rats, and hashers aglow

And holiday spirit so full it may blow

Upon us or in us, it doth matter not

We’ll celebrate Jesus, and him being begot, 

We’ll roam through the streets, singing hash songs in tune

Our clothes and our dignities randomly strewn

Across bodies and sidewalks and alleys and bars, 

Come have a great time, under the stars!

and join us on a Christmas adventure!