Instead of paying for street parking, there’s unlimited free parking a half-mile away on Barclay Street (except on Thursday mornings).
Runners/Eagles: 9+ miles
Turkeys: 5.69 miles
Walkers: 4.20 miles (miss a BN)
Mostly pavement/concrete/brick. You might regret not wearing shiggy socks, but your feet should stay dry. It gets dark early; bring a light. Don’t touch the fuzzy hairy vines!
—–You’ll pass by Beer-Nears of yore
and see B’more landmarks galore
over old cobblestones worn smooth,
through alleys, the paths of cities –
you might spy kitties or titties!
The hares scouted shiggy urban,
while quaffing Trulys and bourbon,
to Make Saturday Great Again.
Due to plague, sincerely we ask,
wear, PROPERLY, your fu*kin’ mask!
Watch out for cops and broken glass,
don’t let trolley cars bust your ass,
avoid all the needles and shit.
B-V-C everywhere you go,
even in parks and the metro.
It will get dark, you might get lost,
Lord Boh knows if we’ll have a frost.
But don’t despair, for near the end,
you will be warmed by fiery heat,
with veggies, beers, and meat — a treat!
***Please remember that we are in the middle of a pandemic. Keep your distance, wear a mask, and stay home if you are sick.***