Trail #204: All the Alleyways

January 23, 2021 @ 1:30 PM – 5:00 PM
69 Oliver Street
MD 21201
wot: Charm City H3 Trail #204 – All the Alleyways
who: Bambi’s Bitch, Daddy’s Little Screamer, Facial Profiling
when? Saturday, Jan. 23, 2021 @ 13:30, One-Thirty-Pee-Emm
where? 69 W Oliver Street, Baltimore 21201 – deadend lot near the Penn Station ⚥ statue
…but why?! Screamer wanted to get hare credit before she starts school again on Monday.
WEAR YOUR FACE MASK ON TRAIL. You will pass muggles, so don’t get dirty looks or breathe strangers’ lung-crud and cover up all your faceholes.
Instead of paying for street parking, there’s unlimited free parking a half-mile away on Barclay Street (except on Thursday mornings).
Runners/Eagles: 9+ miles
Turkeys: 5.69 miles
Walkers: 4.20 miles (miss a BN)
Mostly pavement/concrete/brick. You might regret not wearing shiggy socks, but your feet should stay dry. It gets dark early; bring a light. Don’t touch the fuzzy hairy vines!
—–You’ll pass by Beer-Nears of yore
and see B’more landmarks galore
over old cobblestones worn smooth,
through alleys, the paths of cities –
you might spy kitties or titties!

The hares scouted shiggy urban,
while quaffing Trulys and bourbon,
to Make Saturday Great Again.
Due to plague, sincerely we ask,
wear, PROPERLY, your fu*kin’ mask!

Watch out for cops and broken glass,
don’t let trolley cars bust your ass,
avoid all the needles and shit.
B-V-C everywhere you go,
even in parks and the metro.

It will get dark, you might get lost,
Lord Boh knows if we’ll have a frost.
But don’t despair, for near the end,
you will be warmed by fiery heat,
with veggies, beers, and meat — a treat!

***Please remember that we are in the middle of a pandemic. Keep your distance, wear a mask, and stay home if you are sick.***