CCH3 Trail #208: Anal Green Dress Run Pre-Lube Trail

Park at the park or on the road, scooters and ubers are nearby or paddle via kayak

More time to drink

Theme: WEAR GREEN. Wear a dress, a onesie, a bathing suit, or athletic attire

This is our anal GDR Pre-lube trail. The green dress run is very subdued this year so we are going wacky dacky with this trail. Are we passing by Irish bars? Yes! Are they open? I DUNNO. We aren’t going inside them. You can go inside other things on your own time (or after trail hehehehe).

Questions you may have:

Will there be gold? You might find some pennies on the street

Will there be leprechauns? PROBABLY NOT

Are you scouting this trail? Lickity probably should

Is Baltimore dangerous? If you dont start no sh*t there wont be no sh*t

Are there bathrooms? Sometimes theres a porta potty, or an alley way

Will there be sexy people on trail? YES

Will there be sexy time on trail? If you offer a beer stop then maybe!

Can you find your next hangover here? Yes then you can work off your hangover the next day with BAH3

Important questions:

What beverages are available for consumption?:

– Pudding shots

– Jello shots

– Car bombs

– Whiskey shots

– Natty boh

Will there be food?

Maybe. Depends on how adventurous lickity feels to cook. There will be green food like green chips. Maybe some green moldy bread

What should I bring: Bring your vessel and fun attitude

Will I get lost: Lickity only lost 2 out of 25 hashers last year, she will aim to lose 0!

Will I get injured like GPS did last year?

This is a daytime trail but if you run while drinking that is on you, the city has potholes and rats I advise to not step on either, theres also cars, dont get hit

Why are you such a weenie? IDK

Can I bring a friend? Yes please do

Hares: Lickity Splitz and Fish Eyes Between Her Eyes, and I think Facial Profiling

Clothing: WEAR GREEN

Wear a dress, a onesie, a bathing suit, or athletic attire

Hash Cash: $6

Cash for parking: $3 or pay to park on the street

Walkers trail: 2-4 miles, maybe idk who knows

Runners: 4-12 miles. Lickity tends to make some crazy trails, sometimes people do no-no trail and really get some miles in

Pandemic info:

Bring a mask, stand 6 feet away, dont spray on me

Shiggy level – 2/10 at best

Doggies okay, doggies not allowed inside dwellings, trail is probably too long to bring your pet ferret