What: All Lubed Up: Preakness Edition
When: Friday May 21 @7 peeeeem
Where: Lot O 701 W Ostend St, Baltimore, MD 21230
Why: Because I heard we need lube for anal? Did I get that right?
Who: Princess Jizzmine and Unleash the Furrry
Some modifications to trail were made to get you safely from A to Beer to celebrate our beloved Preakness! We can’t wait to get you lubed up and ready to get freaky at the epic Preakness party!
Wear your most basic Preakness gear in honor of well.. Preakness!
Also, pretty please bring an ID, a method of payment for bars, and a mask for trail!
I can’t promise it’ll be Trail of the Year, but ti’ll certainly lead into the party of the year!