Trail#190 – Green Dress Pre-lube Trail

We are getting your muscles fatigued and your glycogen stores depleted so you will be extra drunk the next day** depending on how much you drink. **Results may vary.

This trail will bring you to the delightful South Baltimore area. There will be alcohol. There may be shots (please don’t pick up unlabeled syringes on the street), there may be sights to see.

Theme – Green. Let’s just wear so much green all weekend we won’t want to wear it for another year.

Runners – 4-5 miles I think. I don’t remember exactly how long it was on my scooter, just wear your running shoes and a cranium lamp.
Walkers – less than runners. See, I’m honest.

(Facial Profiling swears there’s an area that looks really pretty at night so maybe bring a camera? Maybe he just fooled me with fancy iPhone 2 effects I’m not sure I still have a Nokia.)

Honkin Hare: Lickity Splitz Down the Pole  (410) 493 – 4643
Brew crew: Moremen Pukes Tonight
You can get my patch without having to do pole tricks if you wish to co-hare!

Hash cash – $6 as usual
Prelube – Mums – 1132 S Hanover St, Baltimore, MD 21230 – 6pm

ON-AFTER – Abbey Burger FEDERAL HILL – 1041 Marshall St, Baltimore, MD 21230