Trail #124: Taxes Friday April 14th

There are few certainties in life.  Is that good looking person interested in you ? probably not. Are you going to drink a bunch? That’s 99.9999%

One certainty is that your taxes are due. Soon. Very soon. If you procrastinate like every other wanker, this year you get a reprieve, taxes aren’t dues until April 18^th. So you could do your taxes after this trail. Or you could spend your tax rebate on booze.

Is there going to be beer on trail? 99.98 percent chance.

Is there going to be walker’s trail? 95% chance.

Is there going to be shiggy? 5% chance

Can wankers do percentages? Orange.

Prelube: 6:00 PM at Life of Reillys

Start: Outside of Life of Reillys

Parking: Street parking.  There are a number of angle-in spots right along Fairmount if you are there around 6-630, they normally are filled by 7 PM or so. It’s 2 hour parking but it stops Friday evening and doesn’t resume until Monday so you’re good to park there.

Trail: Trail is A to A prime, Runners and Walkers trail, zero shiggy, stroller friendly  for walkers.

Bag vehicle: Nope, unless someone wants to volunteer. If you arrive about 630 I can stash bags at my abode nearby.

Pack away: 7:00 PM

Theme: Death, taxes, beer.

On After: Life of Reillys