CCH3 #338 ~ Cum Scene Investigator presents: 2nd Anal Hash Wheel Hashy Bday
All hail Charm City’s “Hero of the Harbor”! It’s Mr. Trash Wheel’s birthday (traditionally around Earth Day). Cum enjoy visiting as many trash/hash wheels as you can manage to fit on trail and let’s give them all a proper hashy celebration! Don’t forget to show off your best Mr./Prof./Capt./Gwynnda Trash or Hash Wheel garb. We’ll also have Hash Wheel shirts for sale!
EARLY START BALLBUSTER: Be an overachiever for an extra 5.69 miles, extra Trash Wheel spotting, extra BN, extra SN, extra useless street cred, and 🚤 ride across Inner Harbor to get you to trail start! Capped at 20 ppl – Ballbuster rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-2nd-anal-hash-wheel-hashy-bday-ballbuster
What’s a trash wheel you ask? Meet the trash wheel family here: https://www.mrtrashwheel.com/trash-wheel-family
📅 When: Saturday, April 25
> 12:30pm for early Ballbuster segment (Quick beer grab and on-out)
> 2:00pm for typical Walker/Runner trail
🤑 Hash cash: $10 / +$5 for Ballbuster
🐰 Hares: Cum Scene Investigator, Bitch Pleaser, Ms. Nuttersworth
> Cum Scene phone # 787-451-9798
❗❗ Trail is A-Z ❗❗ *see on-after location below and consider parking near there
📍 Location
> Ballbuster Start 12:30pm – Middle Branch Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/KBJp9mcwC72JdJUo9
> Trail Start 2:00pm – Canton Waterfront Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xCR6VhwnfNHUJi4h8
> Hares suggest parking near end/On-After at Peabody Heights Brewery
https://maps.app.goo.gl/VsvXEevRi5Msqp5J8
And to take transit (plan your timing!), Uber, or carpool to start.
📝 Extra Trail Notes
> Shiggy: 0.69-1.69
> Charm City pavement pounder so leashed dog and stroller friendly for the most part (if you want to bring a dog or stroller, talk to Cum Scene before you decide 787-451-9798)
> Bring a vessel!
> On-after at the Peabody Heights Brewery. Dogs allowed indoors! Food truck(s) on-site and outside food is permitted.