CCH3 Trail #268: A Christmas Trail
3001 Boston St
Baltimore
MD 21224
WHAT: CCH3 Trail # 268: A Christmas Trail
WHEN: Saturday 12/2 at 4pm
WHERE: Canton Waterfront Park, 3001 Boston Street, Baltimore, MD 21224 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9). Parking at Canton Waterfont Park, Boston Street, Target parking lot if nothing else is open.
Pre-lube 3pm at Good Vibes Cantina, 2903 O’Donnell Street, Baltimore, MD 21224
HASH CASH: $10
HARE: Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
NOTES:
Trail is A-A, 3 miles for walkers and runners, doggies and strollers should be fine! 1 trail (I think I might get spunky and make 2, idk), ends by 6pm so we can watch the Baltimore Parade of Lighted Boats (let’s hope it’s good).
Well well well if it isn’t that time of year again. Lickity thought she could get away from haring in December but some hashers refused! Neigh they said! You will bring the entertainment in the jolliest time of the year! Fortunately she found something else holiday related without venturing back into Hampden.
A week or two ago, the hare thought she’d be kind,
To give a trail for hashers to catch her from behind
The hare was lean and cold, setting out lots of booze
Trail just on road, leading to lights on cruise
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to run around naked in this way, Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to run round naked Christmas day.
Dashing round the block, not wearing any dacks,
One hand on your cock, to give your balls more slack,
Bouncing up and down as we run to and fro,
We’ll jingle with our genitals wherever we may go.
ON AFTER: The Dive, 3123 Elliott Street, Baltimore, MD 21224