Trail #114: Surviving the Big Erection

Regardless of who you voted for, we all feel like we’ve been ridden hard and put away wet. With the pending apocalypse, we are all going to need to start conditioning our legs and liver if we want to survive life in the Thunderdome and hydrating on Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.

Pre-lube at 6, pack away at 7. Hull St. Blues has a great happy hour 4-7; Domestic beers are $2.50, imports $3.50, rails and house wine $4.00 and reduced price plates and steaming trays of apps. $5.00 orange crushes and $5 mussels will be available throughout the evening as well as 16oz. Natty Bohs & $2.50.

Hare Notes: Trail is A-to-A. In honor of Veterans day, this trail will promote unity in the pack, leaving no one behind, while simultaneously trashing all the Front-running Ra*ist bastards. Runners trail, but four-legged and two-legged walkers welcome. walkers trail will be shortcuts. He@d lamps always recommended.