Trail #99.9: Rye Day the 13th

Make sure your life insurance premium is paid up. Sagamore Spirits is having their release party to celebrate our 99.9° fever trail at Nick’s Fish House with several drink and food specials. With all this flowing Whiskey, be sure you don’t cum too hard, early, or you may leave others dissatisfied.
Hare: QLU

Hares’ notes: Pre-lube 6:00pm; pack away at 7:00pm. Trail will be A to B. Pre-lube is at Nick’s Fish House.  Bus 64 stops near both pre-lube and on-after, otherwise see Google. OR use your feet you lazy wankers, its a mile between A to B. There will be Turkey, Eagle, and walker’s trails. You might be chased,  through some light shiggy; things might get moist/wet, might get dirty, maybe even a little bloody. Strap on your [head] lamps so you aren’t lost in the dark when wacking through the bush, or don’t. There may be some oak-aged brown water; if you don’t like sharing, bring a vessel, you hypochondriac f*ck.

On-After –  Mums (1132 South Hanover Street, Baltimore, MD 21230)