CCH3 #332~ Choosy’s Annual Birthday Hash
Choosy’s Annual Birthday Hash
Saturday, January 3, 2026
Alright you degenerates, lace up and hydrate accordingly — it’s time once again to celebrate another year of questionable decisions with a Birthday & Bubbly Trail in beautiful Dundalk, MD.
📍 WHERE
Fort Holabird Park – Dundalk
➡️ Cimaglia Park parking lot, directly across from Donna’s Tavern
6711 Oak Ave, Baltimore, MD 21222
⏰ WHEN
- Pre-lube: 🍻 2:00 PM at Donna’s Tavern
- Circle / Chalk Talk: 👟 3:00 PM ISH Standard Hasing Time
(Late arrivals will be mocked, lovingly)
🎂🍾 THEME: Birthday & Bubbly
Think Prosecco, champagne-adjacent nonsense, and whatever cocktail mixes survived the holidays and are still brave enough to see daylight. Festive cups encouraged. Questionable bubbles celebrated.
🏃♂️🌆 THE TRAIL
Expect a pavement pounder with minimal shiggy but maximum vibes, featuring:
- 🏭 Warehouses
- ⚰️ Cemeteries
- 🌊 Water views
- 🚛 Tractor-trailers
- 🏗 Industrial parks
- 🎄 Christmas lights that refuse to die
- 🏍 12 O’Clock Boys (look, don’t stare)
Trail has everything.
🐇 THE HARES
Your fearless guides through Dundalk’s finest scenery:
- Choosy Mom’s Choose Dick
- G-Spotify
- Junior Bacon Heave Burger
Blame them later.
🍤🍻 ON-AFTER
Jimmy’s Famous Seafood Bar level
Because you’ve earned it. Because it’s Jimmy’s.
💸 HASH CASH
- $10
- Virgins run free (and will be addressed accordingly)
Brace for bubbles, Choosy’s birthday spirit, and your tolerance for pavement.
Another year older, still running, still drinking.
ON-ON 🥂🎂